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      04-30-2024, 03:07 PM   #4863
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So the Local Council for my area has issued a Public Space Protection Order (copied & pasted below) which includes my favourite 2.5 mile stretch of dual carriageway guess I won’t be using Sport Plus along there anytime soon…it’s getting so a man can’t have any fun nowadays…Bloody cameras & decibel meters

Any motorist found causing a nuisance now faces being fined £100 and taken to court.
We are working with Kent Police to enforce a Public Space Protection Order (PSPO)

We held a public consultation between February and May last year (2023) to ask the public for their views on a PSPO and the vast majority of residents were in support of implementing a PSPO.

This followed regular reports from residents affected by nuisance vehicles, such as motorcycles, motorbikes & quad bikes being ridden anti-socially, car meets and cruising as well as noisy exhausts & motorists playing loud music.

The restrictions of the PSPO include, but are not limited to:
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Our community safety officers and the police will be carrying out joint patrols at all times of the day as a deterrent in areas known to have ongoing issues with nuisance vehicles. Anyone found ignoring the PSPO will be fined.
Rapid deployment cameras & decibel meters are in place across a number of locations to act as a deterrent and also to provide [...]
What the fuck is going on with you communists over there? We’re right behind you by maybe a year or two over here
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      04-30-2024, 04:19 PM   #4864
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Got a "present" when visiting the Grand Canyon last week

Well, I'm having trouble sending photos from my phone to my email so, I got a wonderful 1 1/4" gouge in my left rear door from some inconsiderate jackwagon opening their rear door. It's also not like the spaces were narrow or anything; they were quite wide. The dweeb had to try to hit my car! Gonna cost me about $675 to fix!

I'll post a pic if I can work this pic thing out.

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      05-01-2024, 12:00 AM   #4866
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Got a "present" when visiting the Grand Canyon last week

Well, I'm having trouble sending photos from my phone to my email so, I got a wonderful 1 1/4" gouge in my left rear door from some inconsiderate jackwagon opening their rear door. It's also not like the spaces were narrow or anything; they were quite wide. The dweeb had to try to hit my car! Gonna cost me about $675 to fix!

I'll post a pic if I can work this pic thing out.

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Well that sucks. People are idiots.

Also, he either didn’t see you get out or he’s got brass balls. No way I’d screw with a guy rocking a mustache like that!

I found several rock chips on my hood tonight. Not too bent out of shape about it but still sucks. If I keep it long enough to redo the ceramic, maybe I’ll have the paint guy at the dealer touch it up. He did an awesome job when I bought it.
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      05-02-2024, 05:03 PM   #4867
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Well that sucks. People are idiots.

Also, he either didn’t see you get out or he’s got brass balls. No way I’d screw with a guy rocking a mustache like that!

I found several rock chips on my hood tonight. Not too bent out of shape about it but still sucks. If I keep it long enough to redo the ceramic, maybe I’ll have the paint guy at the dealer touch it up. He did an awesome job when I bought it.
Ha ha ha! That’s exactly what I thought…. The rocking the mustache part.

The first stone chip I got was a doozy. I guess that popped my cherry. I fixed it myself, but it took a while to do… a lot of patience. Stone chips still bother me, but there’s nothing I’m gonna do about it. It is what it is
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      05-02-2024, 05:11 PM   #4868
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Got a "present" when visiting the Grand Canyon last week

Well, I'm having trouble sending photos from my phone to my email so, I got a wonderful 1 1/4" gouge in my left rear door from some inconsiderate jackwagon opening their rear door. It's also not like the spaces were narrow or anything; they were quite wide. The dweeb had to try to hit my car! Gonna cost me about $675 to fix!

I'll post a pic if I can work this pic thing out.

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Wow, that sucks. I would’ve had 4 aneurysms if that happened to me.

Does your car have the 360 camera Option? If you do have it, I wonder if that was a big enough hit where your cameras would’ve taken a picture of the situation.
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      05-02-2024, 09:59 PM   #4869
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...No way I’d screw with a guy rocking a mustache like that!...
Don't let the cool 'stash fool you, I'm a lot older than I look... pushing *cough* *cough* 70. I thought about leaving a note, but I'm sure that would've been futile.

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Wow, that sucks. I would’ve had 4 aneurysms if that happened to me.

Does your car have the 360 camera Option? If you do have it, I wonder if that was a big enough hit where your cameras would’ve taken a picture of the situation.
Nope, I have a pre-LCI so the record function isn't there even though I have the 360º cameras. The good news is the repair perfect! I know where the gouge was and I can't find it!

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      05-02-2024, 10:23 PM   #4870
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I was just looking online at the new E Class. It’s like BMW and Mercedes made the same car but Mercedes made it better. Looks wise, anyway. It doesn’t look like a crossover.
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I was just looking online at the new E Class. It’s like BMW and Mercedes made the same car but Mercedes made it better. Looks wise, anyway. It doesn’t look like a crossover.
I never thought I’d say it but, depending on engine varations, I may give this a test drive. I’m appaulled BMW has done this to me. (I could do without all the fucking interior tv screens, I’m not a day trader)
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I never thought I’d say it but, depending on engine varations, I may give this a test drive. I’m appaulled BMW has done this to me. (I could do without all the fucking interior tv screens, I’m not a day trader)
You don’t have to get the passenger screen. It’s an option. Go drive one and report back. The AMG isn’t out yet.
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You don’t have to get the passenger screen. It’s an option. Go drive one and report back. The AMG isn’t out yet.
It’s too slow, 4.4sec 0-60……m550 problems. But I went as far as to build one. I still can’t believe what I did.
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It’s too slow, 4.4sec 0-60……m550 problems. But I went as far as to build one. I still can’t believe what I did.
AMG models might be out by then
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What’s the recourse if I lease a m5? Company is on the hook. what, Im going to get fired?
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Went to The BHP Show this morning, never have I seen such a collection of badly modified cars & ‘Kevin’ type car owners. After an hour or so of having my ears assaulted by blaring sound systems & people aimlessly revving engines, I’d had enough & made my way home.
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Went to The BHP Show this morning, never have I seen such a collection of badly modified cars & ‘Kevin’ type car owners. After an hour or so of having my ears assaulted by blaring sound systems & people aimlessly revving engines, I’d had enough & made my way home.
Looks like a nightmare
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Went to The BHP Show this morning, never have I seen such a collection of badly modified cars & ‘Kevin’ type car owners. After an hour or so of having my ears assaulted by blaring sound systems & people aimlessly revving engines, I’d had enough & made my way home.
Had you eaten before you left surely you’d of thrown up from the sights.
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Market value on those ranges from 35k-65k~. Oh well I'll wait I guess
Values on those have rebounded. I tried selling my 2011 E90 M3 with 72k miles back in late 2016 and nobody showed interest in the $30k+ range. I ended up trading it in for about $28k when I bought its replacement.

The Covid used car prices bubble is over so everything is depreciating more. My son sold his VW GTI in 2021 for nearly what I paid for it in 2018, except it had 30k miles more. That won’t happen now. My 2019 540i is probably worth mid 20’s right now but I’m keeping it for a while longer.
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Well that sucks. People are idiots.

Also, he either didn’t see you get out or he’s got brass balls. No way I’d screw with a guy rocking a mustache like that!

I found several rock chips on my hood tonight. Not too bent out of shape about it but still sucks. If I keep it long enough to redo the ceramic, maybe I’ll have the paint guy at the dealer touch it up. He did an awesome job when I bought it.
When I had my front bumper cover replaced last fall (neighbor’s “sober” party guest backed into me&#128545 I asked the shop to fix stone chips on the hood. He said unless you put some effort into it, the touch up repair may look worse.
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Lambo Huracan explodes into pieces after hitting trees well above 100mph.
Scroll to the 5:15 minute mark for the good stuff.

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That’s a wild last ride. I wonder how much of it he saw.
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That’s a wild last ride. I wonder how much of it he saw.
IDK bud, but did you see how far away he was from the impact ?
He was at least 150 feet away.
Maybe he died flying through the air like superman.
I know that blurred red mess was nasty to look at though.
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