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      10-19-2015, 02:04 PM   #98
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Well...., naturally I would like to believe everything you've said is true, but he is NOT a man that would make you bacon for supper. I WILL NOT STAND TO BE CLASSIFIED SIMILAR TO THAT...., THING. BACON IS FOR ALPHAS.


You could never ditch me. All I hear is a bunch of talk, but we know your desires deep down, and it's not for some dude that can't even take the time to pick out the proper shade of red lipstick to match his nails. How could you even think you'd like a man like he, who makes such brash and ill informed decisions about his ensemble?
We all know you don't eat dinner. You skip it to maintain your figure where as he can, everything he does is effortless. You're the type of a man who buys a performance steering wheel to impress passengers, and baby, the ride doesn't improve with it!

I'm sorry but we women are visual beings. I'm sure I'll be daydreaming of his hotness for weeks now. You would never get it, most men never do.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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