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Originally Posted by artichoke2
yea i have a confession to make, its pretty graphic, so dont read it if you cant handle it
i was coming home froma friends house, and i had to shit to unbeleiveablly bad, i was swirving all over the road, i swear i was gona get pulled over . i was gna stop at a supermarket, but didnt have time to run in, so i ran onto someons front lawn, and jus took a douche rihgt there.. and luckily i had kleenex on me but it was the soft kind.. with vasoline, so it was just rubbin it around. so i had to drive the rest of the way home with shit in my pants and sitin in my bimmer. the rest of the drive home was like 20 minutes too.  |
don't worry i guess
nearly happened to me, but i knew i wasn't going to make it home so i just went to my friends house. he opened the door and i didn't even say anything and i just walked straight into his 'shit room' and mission accomplished.
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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW
I never go in public bathrooms...That's just gross. Putting toilet paper on the seat is not enough for me, I would probably try squatting, lol. But I never go in public bathrooms so it's no biggy. I wait until I get home for sure.
I really should start drinking my protein shake earlier in the day cause that stuff fucks me up when I wake up after having drank it right before bed.
Also whenever I take my dump before the gym by the time I start working out I feel the next round coming, I hate that!  |
but sometimes you really can't hold it in then no other choice i guess
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Originally Posted by Tondtar
Now, who's the REAL "Sick Shit" after reading this story? |
you lose