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When I attend formal events with Police Officers, I am always regaled by some of the stories.
An Officer was dispatched to the Toronto Airport regarding a suspicious bag. The owner was identified and was asked why her bag was vibrating. She said it contained a small personal vibrator. Upon opening said bag, they discovered a black, foot long two headed dildo.
She was asked to remove the batteries and to have a nice vacation.
What are some of the funny ones you have?
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