ok
* I allegedly drove too fast (150mph on uk motorway) theirs no extradition treaty?
* I've bought porno mags, watch porn and have an xhamster account (allegedly)
* I 3 timed my girlfriend, with 2 other females, one whom was my moms friend; not at the same time
(2 in a bed ...ahhh I can dream)
* My previous car was an 02' neon
* I have an //M badge on a none m sport car (it does have m sport package
* I faked being asleep when I was just too butt tired to make out with my missus
* I fancy Marge Simpson and Louis from Family Guy
* I've lost track of the amount of sickies I've taken where I am not sick
* I'm not as big as what I make out to be (to the ladies)
I'll quit while I'm ahead
phew that felt good