[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I guess I'll add my confession to the lot.

While my wife was away I spent a good 5 hours of my time de-foresting (fine, de-weeding, but the weeds were literally 5ft tall) the back "garden", not because I had any particular desire to improve the look of the house or be able to actually see the bushes we had planted...but rather, I did it to elicit sexual favours from the wife.

That's the spirit!