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I am posting here because the title told me so.
Those things that come over the other stuff was like ok and then you know what? I want a piece of cheese.
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I'm not having cheese because the cheese I have is stupid. And so was that jackass on Jeopardy tonight. He was probably smart but he looked like a stupid douche. If I had some bacon, I might wrap the cheese around the bacon.
But I have not bacon and so I type here to the world, alone, baconless, a faceless poster on the world wide web of solitude and despair and people who need to increase their cholesterol.
I no longer want cheese. I want bacon.
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