Suffering from a severely impaired creativity I have generally failed to come up with any names, starting with my first car: a red 1959 MGA 1500 I cleverly referred to as "the MG".
During the period I owned both a '74 Jaguar Series 3 OTS and an '88 Jaguar XJ-S Hess & Eisenhardt convertible I did at least differentiate between them: "the blue Jag" and "the red Jag".
The closest have been the Suburban 1500s we've owned. Both dark gray, they have sometimes been called "the great gray whale", or simply "the whale". but mostly we fall back to lamely calling it "the Suburban".
Sad, I know.
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