To my defense, I did try a regular postal office, and this very nice lady saw the things I thought were good enough and she tore me a new one. She taught me how to do those (still can't remember the technique's name) and told me to redo these.
In all fairness, you guys cried so much about the cold shift knob, any self respecting humanist would do their best to help.
The man in the FedEx office refused to ship across the border with no value mentioned. As the maker I'm happy to claim the title of the most horrible modification made to the F8x generation and after I get @Wah a new one (he couldn't install his, so thanks for this guide), I will never want to see yarn again.
Thanks for the thread, I will never live this down.