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      10-30-2014, 09:47 PM   #394
Billup
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Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

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Originally Posted by ddk632 View Post
Billup wooing an 18 year old:

"I am your elder. Now, bring me bacon and sit on my face."

Because Tinder. And bacon.
I am walking diligently around this one.


Anytime I show my true colors, people get offended. So I need to be all fucking mysterious and shit. Ruining my fucking vibe. But that's what it takes to get a lil summin summin.