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Originally Posted by wuufer001
you sick shit 
anyways, do you guys find it hard to shit at the public toilets? most of the time when i need one and i'm outside, i'll just try and hold it till i get home |
yea i have a confession to make, its pretty graphic, so dont read it if you cant handle it
i was coming home froma friends house, and i had to shit to unbeleiveablly bad, i was swirving all over the road, i swear i was gona get pulled over . i was gna stop at a supermarket, but didnt have time to run in, so i ran onto someons front lawn, and jus took a douche rihgt there.. and luckily i had kleenex on me but it was the soft kind.. with vasoline, so it was just rubbin it around. so i had to drive the rest of the way home with shit in my pants and sitin in my bimmer. the rest of the drive home was like 20 minutes too.
