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Originally Posted by Efthreeoh
You win:
"The interior is poorly outfitted and cramped, there's almost zero room for cargo, and you can forget about fancy infotainment features and driver-assistance tech."
Per Car and Driver. 
Oh, and it's an Alfa, the epitome of build quality and reliability... |
But aren't these things which c&d point out as missing, exactly what the OP doesn't want to have?