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you DONT need to exercise anymore
If your a couch potato your onto a winner and you where right all along.
"Standing quietly, a 150-pound person burns about 114 calories per hour, or 912 calories in eight hours" a 400 calorie snickers bar is burnt off in 4 hours,,,, by doing NOTHING, NADA, ZIP. if you can manage to eat 900 calories 8 hours; thats 1800 calories in 16 hours you WILL loose weight. So I'm off home to pull up the coach, jack into netflixs, and watch ST: Voyager If I get up to go to the washroom, I'll burn even more calories. WOO HOO WIN WIN WIN |
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Wait are you going to stand on your couch? you'll get it all dirty
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STANDING - like any 'good news for dieting' there is a catch, buried in that fine print. No sitting for you. Of course you can also bank the money from all that furniture you can now sell, since you are always standing.
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It's far, FAR easier to just eat ice cubes and melt away the fat. 160 calories/liter of ice.
Of course that's CALORIES, not kilo-CALORIES which is what most dietary measurements are based upon. |
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08-14-2017, 08:25 PM | #6 |
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Where did you get those calories burned facts?
I burn about 72 calories per hour doing absolutely nothing (resting heart rate mid 50s) I would be happy if I was actually burning 50% at rest than I thought! |
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08-14-2017, 08:37 PM | #7 |
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I once burned 1000 calories in 10 min . !
It was my pizza in the oven ...
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you know I just realized, the standing part,
I guess laying on a couch burns less DAMMMIT |
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There used to be a sub shop near my office that offered a 2500 calorie sub. 3ft long and filled with everything and every topping they had. You'd have to do a shitload of standing to burn that off.
Best way to lose weight is to go work for UPS. There's a reason you don't see fat UPS drivers.
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Hauling in all those packages every day would burn some calories for sure. Order heavy stuff.
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