| 07-07-2025, 01:45 PM | #1673 |
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I went to the doctor recently.
He said: "Don't eat anything fatty." I said: "What, like bacon and burgers?" He said, "No fatty, don't eat anything."
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| 07-08-2025, 04:45 AM | #1674 |
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My wife yelled from upstairs, and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your whole body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?"
I replied "No." She responded, "How about now?"
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| 07-09-2025, 08:18 AM | #1675 |
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My local barber has been arrested for selling drugs, im in shock. I've been a customer of his for 7 years i had no idea he was a barber.
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| 07-10-2025, 04:53 AM | #1677 |
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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
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| Today, 05:58 AM | #1678 |
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What does the sign on the out of business brothel say?
Beat it, we're closed.
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