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      06-26-2016, 07:57 AM   #32011
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Actually in America in 2016, I would get b*tch slapped back. That's how guys roll nowadays. "Equal rights"
I hope that's not true.
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      06-26-2016, 07:58 AM   #32012
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
I've had numerous men get in my face at clubs/outside of bars etc. I don't go around drunk talking sh*t either. I'm usually minding my own business.
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      06-26-2016, 07:58 AM   #32013
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It was a moment of weakness, but I prevailed.
You can quit working out she will protect you.
I dunno. What if she turns on me? Or over onto me?
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      06-26-2016, 08:00 AM   #32014
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
I've had numerous men get in my face at clubs/outside of bars etc.
I've seen it happen in person. I've actually had to get in between a few of those situations, it's hard to see things like that but I've never even contemplated the risk I put myself in. It's just kind of an automatic reaction.


It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
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I dunno. What if she turns on me? Or over onto me?
Called a cold weather woman. Put her on the back burner until winter
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Also, currently on the toilet.

Bought Five Guys and an order of Cajun fries last night. It was awesome, considering I don't eat those foods anymore, but as soon as I finished it, I knew what I had done.

How TF do people eat this shit all the time? I literally just threw $12.60 away.
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I've seen it happen in person. I've actually had to get in between a few of those situations, it's hard to see things like that but I've never even contemplated the risk I put myself in. It's just kind of an automatic reaction.


It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
The only literal knock down, drag out, bloodletting, fist fight I ever got in was prying some asshole off of his girlfriend. The savagery that some people have in them is dumbfounding. I was lucky he wasn't armed and he's lucky I have self-control.
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Actually in America in 2016, I would get b*tch slapped back. That's how guys roll nowadays. "Equal rights"
I hope that's not true.
I've never been physically hit by a man. One close call but otherwise, just tough guys in my face for idk what reasons.
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I've seen it happen in person. I've actually had to get in between a few of those situations, it's hard to see things like that but I've never even contemplated the risk I put myself in. It's just kind of an automatic reaction.


It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
The only literal knock down, drag out, bloodletting, fist fight I ever got in was prying some asshole off of his girlfriend. The savagery that some people have in them is dumbfounding. I was lucky he wasn't armed and he's lucky I have self-control.
Some people are simply complete ANIMALS.
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I dunno. What if she turns on me? Or over onto me?
Called a cold weather woman. Put her on the back burner until winter
Nope.
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I've seen it happen in person. I've actually had to get in between a few of those situations, it's hard to see things like that but I've never even contemplated the risk I put myself in. It's just kind of an automatic reaction.


It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
The only literal knock down, drag out, bloodletting, fist fight I ever got in was prying some asshole off of his girlfriend. The savagery that some people have in them is dumbfounding. I was lucky he wasn't armed and he's lucky I have self-control.
Yeah, guns end all of that very quickly. Working toward a conceal carry, I don't have time for those kinds of problems. Fuckers are too ignorant for me.
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The only literal knock down, drag out, bloodletting, fist fight I ever got in was prying some asshole off of his girlfriend. The savagery that some people have in them is dumbfounding. I was lucky he wasn't armed and he's lucky I have self-control.
I was in a literal donnybrook in college when a group of locals didn't appreciate us being in their bar. We won.

We were attacked on a beach in Spain in the wee hours by a gang of roving thugs whom we thought were going go deal serious injury to us and probably rape the girls we were with just after I finished HS.

Restrained a guy who drew back on a woman in a store. As you said, dumb. My dad gave me crap for a year about inserting myself into a situation without knowing what the assailant may have been carrying. It's a tough situation to be in.
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Oh, hell no. Verbi please tell the board you did not jump on this. "Loves to cook"...and eat and eat and eat. She got forearms bigger than 1moremods legs.
Look, if you do fall asleep, and she jumps on the other side of the bed you are going to wake up on the moon. And I got bad news, we don't have any more moon missions planned for awhile.
She's got a running account at Aatish's favorite all you can eat Indian restaurant. There's more junk in that trunk than anyone knows how to clean. I could go on all night. Please, please tell us that is not your bathroom in the background.
Haha calm down, Verb doesn't like fatties.
As soon as I get on a computer I'm making this my sig.
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
That woman is more like a county, than an object.


It's crazy to me that personal and bodily maintenance is such a foreign concept, to some. Like, just start out by walking for 15-20 minutes a day. Shit drives me nuts.


And then you think someone who's actually worked hard to sculpt themselves is really gonna throw it away on someone who hasn't? #sorrynotsorry
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Banned outside the ban thread for not knowing you can change your sig in the app.
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Another thing I should be banned for is not being able to use my right arm...for getting all these new songs I have in my head onto paper, of course.
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
That woman is more like a county, than an object.


It's crazy to me that personal and bodily maintenance is such a foreign concept, to some. Like, just start out by walking for 15-20 minutes a day. Shit drives me nuts.


And then you think someone who's actually worked hard to sculpt themselves is really gonna throw it away on someone who hasn't? #sorrynotsorry
It's not her fault. She probably has a thyroid issue.












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The ending up on the moon part is the best line EVER.
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Another thing I should be banned for is not being able to use my right arm...for getting all these new songs I have in my head onto paper, of course.
Wrong thread, son. Do I have to go on you?
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Another thing I should be banned for is not being able to use my right arm...for getting all these new songs I have in my head onto paper, of course.
Wrong thread, son. Do I have to go on you?



He started it!!
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He started it!!
That's like saying I started it. Wrong answer!!

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