03-24-2021, 09:57 AM | #312 |
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"I'm going to get my ears lowered." (Haircut)
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03-24-2021, 12:48 PM | #313 |
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03-24-2021, 04:50 PM | #314 |
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I've been to a few houses that guy designed. Lovely to look at, practical not so much. One (Kentuck Knob) had a hallway so narrow I had to go through sideways. (Fortunately I'm still a bit narrower that way.) He needs to take his own advice.
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Quote:
"n 1939 in Racine, Wisconsin, Herbert "Hib" Johnson threw a housewarming party at Wingspread, his new 14,000-square-foot residence designed by Frank Lloyd Wright. As dinner was being served in the great hall — a quintessential Wnght creation with sweeping curves and a soaring skylight-ringed ceiling suspended from the central chimney like a circus tent — a thunderstorm erupted, and water began dripping steadily into the room. Johnson, CEO of the S.C. Johnson Wax Company, phoned Wnght in a rage. "I'm sitting here with some friends and distinguished guests," he fumed, "and the roof is leaking right on top of my head!" "Well Hib " Wright replied, "why don't you move your chair?" #proof |
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03-26-2021, 05:33 AM | #317 |
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"And You Know That You're Over the Hill When Your Mind Makes a Promise That Your Body Can't Fill Doin' the Old Folks Boogie And Boogie We Will 'cause to Us the Thought's As Good As a Thrill" Little Feat, "Old Folks Boogie" |
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03-29-2021, 02:23 AM | #318 |
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"Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps, and if mine is such an ass...then I shall have it!”
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03-30-2021, 01:34 PM | #319 |
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“With so many things coming back in style, I can’t wait until morals, respect and intelligence become a trend again.”
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04-01-2021, 06:36 AM | #326 |
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And the little known response to "Age before beauty" is "Beauty was a horse."
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04-01-2021, 11:31 AM | #328 |
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Sit for 10 mins before a housewife - you will feel life is too difficult.
Sit for 10 mins before a drunkard - you will feel life is very easy. Sit for 10 mins before a leader - you will feel all your studies are useless. Sit for 10 mins before a life insurance agent - you will feel that it is better to die. Sit for 10 mins before traders - you will feel your earnings are too meager. Sit for 10 mins before scientists - you will feel the enormity of your own ignorance. Sit for 10 mins before good teachers - you will feel like wanting to become a student again. Sit for 10 mins before a farmer or a worker - you will feel you are not working hard enough. Sit for 10 mins before a soldier - you will feel your own services & sacrifices are insignificant. Sit for 10 mins before a good friend - you will feel your life is heaven! Company matters!! |
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04-01-2021, 07:08 PM | #330 |
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"The secret to life isn't mastering every situation, that's impossible. The secret to life is mastering how to get into the right situations and stay out of the wrong ones."
Give yourself every opportunity to succeed, basically. |
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