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      09-09-2022, 04:06 PM   #353
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Have been thinking about having a mid life crisis for a few years & have decided that now I've bought a beige estate car it gives me the perfect excuse to re-experience my late teenage years & buy Vespa PX, going to look at one tomorrow

Plan is to get one that needs some work & then recreate the 'Street Racer' that I had when I was 17 to 18
I won't be drawing the Rat on the side panel of this one in permanent marker
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Well Mrs Chappers went out for the day & this happened
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Well Mrs Chappers went out for the day & this happened
Boy that escalated quickly!!!
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Boy that escalated quickly!!!
Always strike while the irons hot!!

I dont recollect it being as heavy as it feels now when I was 17/18
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Boy that escalated quickly!!!
Always strike while the irons hot!!

I dont recollect it being as heavy as it feels now when I was 17/18
It's probably cause you're old and feeble
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We all know that wasn't going to end any other way.
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Boy that escalated quickly!!!
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Perfect ending
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An unmolested song like Eminence Front cranked up will blow your mind.
Hooker with a Penis by TOOL would also suffice.

Or this, one of the best Drum Videos all time. 25 million views. If you have a nice home surround this is AMAZING.

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Boy that escalated quickly!!!
We all know that wasn't going to end any other way.
Perfect ending
We'll see what Mrs Chappers has to say about that!
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An unmolested song like Eminence Front cranked up will blow your mind.
Hooker with a Penis by TOOL would also suffice.
Is this a legitimate song or bimmerpost banter?
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Is this a legitimate song or bimmerpost banter?
Totally legit and awesome song. Hooker with a Penis and Opiate were on every one of my Military Workout tapes. Check them out on YT.
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Is this a legitimate song or bimmerpost banter?
Totally legit and awesome song. Hooker with a Penis and Opiate were on every one of my Military Workout tapes. Check them out on YT.
…………………..how do you identify?
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Is this a legitimate song or bimmerpost banter?
Totally legit and awesome song. Hooker with a Penis and Opiate were on every one of my Military Workout tapes. Check them out on YT.
Not too shabby
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Not too shabby
Another great Tool song. Drum Covered by a snack. YuMmiE.
Again if you have a nice Home Surround System. Play this on it.

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Tool - May this year.
Rather mind expanding gig.

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Tool - May this year.
Rather mind expanding gig.

That is a Phantasic Photograph. I hope you clicked it !
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This individual color looks badass on this M550i


No doubt but should he be wearing socks with loafers? Where's the murse guy for an opinion.
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No doubt but should he be wearing socks with loafers? Where's the murse guy for an opinion.
Ha ha! I kept my eyes on the car.
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