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      09-26-2016, 09:17 PM   #39711
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Only if you take me to Tim Hortons.
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      09-26-2016, 09:18 PM   #39712
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Had you come to MSY you could have had some real seafood.
It's my next trip! I think...
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      09-26-2016, 09:19 PM   #39713
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It's overrated.
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      09-26-2016, 09:19 PM   #39714
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Come to NY.
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      09-26-2016, 09:20 PM   #39715
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      09-26-2016, 09:25 PM   #39716
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Come to NY.
Been there many times. Probably won't anytime soon.
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      09-26-2016, 09:25 PM   #39717
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Yes!!
I'm lucky I didn't go when I initially wanted to since the flooding happened that week!
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      09-26-2016, 09:29 PM   #39718
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I'm lucky I didn't go when I initially wanted to since the flooding happened that week!
I had 2 coworkers down for meetings and they couldn't believe it. One was stranded for 2 days.
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      09-27-2016, 12:16 AM   #39722
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      09-27-2016, 12:18 AM   #39723
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The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is do the dishes...
Ummm maybe this is why you were friendzoned

Jk haha
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Jk haha
Holy shit.

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      09-27-2016, 04:58 AM   #39725
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Dang man, are you're doing your dishes into the bathtub with your gal inside same time?
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      09-27-2016, 05:23 AM   #39726
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Ummm maybe this is why you were friendzoned

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I bet you have a dishwasher.
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Dang man, are you're doing your dishes into the bathtub with your gal inside same time?
Got to save water.
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The most erotic thing a man can do for a woman is to shave his face...
FTFY

I've been told this many times. A uniquely male act.










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Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!
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Hey 1MOREMOD and Axius - WTH guys?!?!

I expected you to crash the debate stage last night and lay the SMACK DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASSES!!
A chorus of bald eagles would sing hallelujah.
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