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      11-21-2022, 01:37 AM   #40371
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It's a Moskvitch 2140.
I thought it could have been a Wartburg two stroke
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      11-21-2022, 07:03 AM   #40373
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I thought it could have been a Wartburg two stroke
Very similar style, and those things sounded like a dirt bike!
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      11-21-2022, 08:29 AM   #40374
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      11-21-2022, 08:37 AM   #40375
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      11-21-2022, 11:18 AM   #40376
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Ouch
I lived in a college apartment complex with a long-time friend, shortly after we graduated from high school. He attended the local university and I attended the local junior college. It was exciting to be on our own, but it came at the cost of noisy neighbors.

Our "neighbors" were from Africa and had the annoying habit of talking loudly in their native tongue at 3 in the morning. We tried to talk with them about this problem, but they ignored us.

So the drill came out; the one I borrowed from my dad's TV store. It was 1/2" in diameter and 18" long. Their bathroom shared a wall with our bathroom; a mirror image. From inside our sink cabinet and up high where it would be difficult to spot, I drilled a hole through our cabinet, through the wall and into their bathroom cabinet.

Next, we got some 3/8" tubing, a coat hangar and a funnel. When our neighbors didn't seem to be home, we pushed the straightened coat hangar down the tubing, then pushed the tubing through the wall. With the funnel taped to the tubing, we poured about one quart of water into their cabinet, then extracted the tubing, all the while giggling our asses off. Just the idea of ruining all of their toilet paper seemed like adequate revenge. We did this many times, and I'm sure much to the frustration of the complex handy-man. They never figured it out. Heh!
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      11-21-2022, 11:20 AM   #40377
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      11-21-2022, 11:23 AM   #40378
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Should label that NSFW
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      11-21-2022, 12:38 PM   #40380
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      11-21-2022, 12:41 PM   #40381
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1862079/ Decent movie
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      11-21-2022, 01:50 PM   #40383
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      11-21-2022, 02:10 PM   #40384
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      11-21-2022, 03:38 PM   #40385
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I lived in a college apartment complex with a long-time friend, shortly after we graduated from high school. He attended the local university and I attended the local junior college. It was exciting to be on our own, but it came at the cost of noisy neighbors.

Our "neighbors" were from Africa and had the annoying habit of talking loudly in their native tongue at 3 in the morning. We tried to talk with them about this problem, but they ignored us.

So the drill came out; the one I borrowed from my dad's TV store. It was 1/2" in diameter and 18" long. Their bathroom shared a wall with our bathroom; a mirror image. From inside our sink cabinet and up high where it would be difficult to spot, I drilled a hole through our cabinet, through the wall and into their bathroom cabinet.

Next, we got some 3/8" tubing, a coat hangar and a funnel. When our neighbors didn't seem to be home, we pushed the straightened coat hangar down the tubing, then pushed the tubing through the wall. With the funnel taped to the tubing, we poured about one quart of water into their cabinet, then extracted the tubing, all the while giggling our asses off. Just the idea of ruining all of their toilet paper seemed like adequate revenge. We did this many times, and I'm sure much to the frustration of the complex handy-man. They never figured it out. Heh!
Hilarious and very clever! Well played!
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      11-21-2022, 03:55 PM   #40386
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Maybe he’s looking for a cold beer??
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      11-21-2022, 04:16 PM   #40388
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Makes a great stocking stuffer.
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Murf the Surf Don’t have these stores by me, can you get two of the anal knit caps for me?
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FWIW I like it when she takes it off, too!
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