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Then don't pay for their drink/food. That's easy & has nothing to do with someone having a drink. So what if they ordered a drink, do you bounce b/c you don't drink? |
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I can go as far as "Rubenesque" but that's the end of the line. I imagine my wallet or car keys disappearing into those deep fat creases...and that's the end of my recreational aspirations.
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I told her before I left that it wouldn't work out, I just used the car excuse to leave at that exact moment. I'm not going to just walk out without saying anything. I'm an asshole, but I'm not rude.
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Am I the only one like this?
For me its really hard for someone to grab my attention. I look for multiple things in a person and I feel like the majority of dates I've had, I lose interest in quickly. Over the past 2 years of going on dates, I've had only 2 people actually catch my interest. |
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In regards to the alcohol, if you can't make it through one meeting without consuming you are not for me. I don't care if people drink. But I have my terms and not drinking on a first drink is one of mine. And you are free to ignore my advice, I am not trying to convince you of anything. This works for me. How is YOUR dating life? |
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No drink AT ALL with you? You must be fun at parties. I got laid last night. Did YOU? |
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Well, you have the income & cars to not have to. I drive a fat ass land yacht Dodge so
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Its amazing to me how many people lack basic common sense, depth, manners, respecting your time, and etc. Nothing annoys me more when someone shows up late to a date. I am always either on time or a couple minutes early. |
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I've been known to just leave if they end up being too late
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If an hour later she texts me a photo of a fresh cast or a big shiner or speeding ticket, or Skype video calls me from the ER, I might give her another shot.
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That's why they're single. The hard truth of it is that we're sifting through the rejects and losers.
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Meh, the late thing doesn't bother me as much. Especially if they text letting me know. Shit happens. I consider myself pretty punctual, yet I'm still late because of things out of my control. I'd hate to miss out on a hottie just because she got stuck behind a school bus.
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Update on the date with the Colombian chick. In a word: Disappointing.
While she was smoking hot in the pictures and even on FaceTime, it turned out that she was extremely photogenic and wasn't nearly as attractive in person. In fact, she looked older than her alleged 41 or 42 years of age. We didn't have great chemistry. We met at our designated meeting place, jumped in the car and drove to a bar I selected to have a pre-dinner aperitif and get to know each other. She said she was extremely nervous and downed the first martini in short order. I was still working on my first one. Her second martini came and upon drinking it, I could tell that she visibly relaxed. We had decent conversation with her asking lots of questions and when her part of the interrogation was over, she asked what my questions of her were to which I responded, "I prefer to learn people organically through conversation and asked her to tell me about her time in this country and what her biggest challenges were." This took until she finished her 2nd drink and after I settled up, we went to the restaurant I booked for dinner. While heading over she drops the first bombshell: "I have to tell you 3 things." At this point I'm squirming internally because I know that a massive amount of BS is about to occur. I said, "Ok...fire away." Bombshell 1: "My ex and I used to be swingers and I stopped because the last time we did this (years ago) I must have been drugged because I remember being in a fog and being there with 2 other couples and things are just going crazy. Bombshell 2: "Along the same lines when we lived in the Pacific Northwest, we would go to adult role playing facilities (I didn't know these things existed.) and I would love going to the "glory hole" area and my husband would watch. That's why I asked you if you enjoyed your ck sucked because I'm really good at it. Bombshell 3: "I need to know if you like anal. That's important because it's the only way I can finish. Nothing else finishes me off. By the time we get to B3, we are walking up to the restaurant and I tell her, "That's quite a lot to take in, let's eat dinner." We get seated in a U shaped booth next to each other and she starts rubbing my thigh while we are seated and reviewing the menus. Prior to the order she tells me that she has been wet since we went to the first bar and really wants it. I'm not at all turned on and we just eat dinner and have one disgestif, each. Once we are back in the car she kisses me and is a really bad kisser, leading with the teeth. Not sexy biting of the lip but a clash of teeth in the wrong places. Not fun or a turn on in any way. Once we are back to her car I told her that I didn't think it would work out but it was very interesting getting to know her and wished her the best of luck. Oh well...one lives and learns.
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I call it, "The Island of Broken Toys". Remember that one?
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Jeez. How can one be so "experienced" and not be a decent kisser?
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She's been too busy "talking to the boss" to gain any experience kissing.
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