wtf? a promise ring?

Year's_End · 02-25-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

about 2,405 years ago i was on jupiter; you know, the planet. i had taken my flying teddy bear spaceship - made from old gym socks and fleshlights into space for the first time. naturally, i was excited that i had arrived in one piece. upon setting foot on the surface of jupiter i preceded to take 100 shots of absinthe to celebrate. i wasnt drunk at all. as i was wandering around the planet, i met the actual santa clause. kinda weird, i had always thought he lived in the north pole. w/e. we chatted a bit while i divided by zero and petted unicorns. he asked me if i wanted to try to fold a piece of paper more than 1,000 times and i did, with ease. a little later on in the afternoon i started to get bored so i hopped in santas veyron (which he was letting me borrow for the day) and cruised at a comfy 3000^342342346999945 mph. funny thing is, a JB3PROCEEDV4234324 E92 335i raced me and won. who woulda known? aaaanyway, after cruising around, i decided to head home. it took about 20 minutes rather than 13, i hit mad traffic. i arrived at home, to my beautiful wife, jessica longoria campo connolly and we fucked for 5 weeks... straight. we had 30 kids but jess' vagoo stayed as tight as the lid on a mason jar. our kids were bored of their pet dodos and dragons so we sent them to bill o'reillys house where he gave them all piggyback rides and made them ice cream cones. long story short, i found the rest of solaris's story.

ahahahahahahaha

i'm actually lol'ing right now in an ed, edd and eddy sorta way, like the dumb one.

BillLee · 02-25-2009, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pdjafari

maybe a cock ring instead?

where can i buy one?

MadDog · 02-25-2009, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BillLee

where can i buy one?

eBay

Year's_End · 02-25-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

lol bimmer loyalist...

Inspired · 02-25-2009, 01:54 PM

is that even the person in your avatar?

Asian?

BillLee · 02-25-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by twinturbo335

is that even the person in your avatar?

Asian?

no thats not the same person, thats just some random girl i found in one of the OT threads. my gf is not asian.

Crimson92 · 02-25-2009, 02:40 PM

run my friend...run

1cleanm6 · 02-25-2009, 03:41 PM

lmfao.....

promise ring?

promise these nutz....such a waste of dough dont even bother dude....

Spoolin335 · 02-25-2009, 04:08 PM

.25c machine ftw

BillLee · 02-25-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoolin335

.25c machine ftw

lol i was thinking about that.

bolinp78 · 02-25-2009, 04:54 PM

A promise ring is really just a way for couples to 'attach' themselves by a material object. Whether you know it or not, when things start to get bad, and you know you cannot marry the person or be with them any longer, that promise ring will be there to remind you the money and time you spent buying it. Bad idea in any case IMO. An engagement ring is appropriate because you have already taken the plunge at that point.

Don't take your freedom away like that before even getting engaged, because it could end up coercing you to a decision that you will regret later.

Sticky · 02-25-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by bolinp78

A promise ring is really just a way for couples to 'attach' themselves by a material object. Whether you know it or not, when things start to get bad, and you know you cannot marry the person or be with them any longer, that promise ring will be there to remind you the money and time you spent buying it. Bad idea in any case IMO. An engagement ring is appropriate because you have already taken the plunge at that point.

Don't take your freedom away like that before even getting engaged, because it could end up coercing you to a decision that you will regret later.

Yep, that is why I got a past girl a dog, I know it will die.

Bimmer Nerd · 02-26-2009, 01:28 AM

LMFAO !!!!!! i laughed so hard on this thread from the "ABORT ABORT" the JH VALLEY's BEAUTIFUL story

, this thread is the BEST. ugh ugh...ok back on topic, you need a better bailout plan than the whole stimulus plan my friend, my last ex told me that and now thats why she is my..........................ex

but hey i am 16

Inspired · 02-26-2009, 01:29 AM

Any other pics of you guys??

Bimmer Nerd · 02-26-2009, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sticky

Yep, that is why I got a past girl a dog, I know it will die.

omg

that cruel.

ruxp · 02-26-2009, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BillLee

she's 18. i'm 18. scary stuff.

bail the fuck out.

again, bail. NOW.

seriously, i suggest you bail.

just in case you didn't get it..

bail.

jhv · 02-26-2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by twinturbo335

Any other pics of you guys??

creeper

BillLee · 02-26-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

creeper

srsly.

Inspired · 02-26-2009, 09:07 PM

ok.. let me rephrase it.. just wanted more pic of the girl..

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