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      07-28-2022, 10:33 AM   #67
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Hahaha. Thick tube steaks, on the house.

At beach and current is deemed too strong by some public official. Signs are posted and red flag is flying "no swimming". Ok got it. My kids are sitting in ankle to knee deep water on the beach just like others. Life guard gets up on the guard stand with a bull horn and announces to all "no swimming blah blah blah or you will be fined" I'm like wah? Pussification of American right here. If I want to swim and possibly have me or my kids drown, that's on me. I almost wanted to dive in just to see how much this fine is but water is 70degrees. Then my wife hears me blabbing on about freedom and says we should listen and teach the kids to listen. I asked if she left her sickle and hammer in the car . Goddamn red government mole sleeping next to me.
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      07-28-2022, 12:49 PM   #72
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Hahaha. Thick tube steaks, on the house.

At beach and current is deemed too strong by some public official. Signs are posted and red flag is flying "no swimming". Ok got it. My kids are sitting in ankle to knee deep water on the beach just like others. Life guard gets up on the guard stand with a bull horn and announces to all "no swimming blah blah blah or you will be fined" I'm like wah? Pussification of American right here. If I want to swim and possibly have me or my kids drown, that's on me. I almost wanted to dive in just to see how much this fine is but water is 70degrees. Then my wife hears me blabbing on about freedom and says we should listen and teach the kids to listen. I asked if she left her sickle and hammer in the car . Goddamn red government mole sleeping next to me.
See, the water is 70°. How do you expect the polar ice cap not to melt? We have a climate emergency and you're sitting there poking fun at the pussification of America. The non-binary life guard has every right to dictate to you how you should live your life. By the way, we are not in a recession.
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      07-28-2022, 12:53 PM   #73
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At beach and current is deemed too strong by some public official. Signs are posted and red flag is flying "no swimming". Ok got it. My kids are sitting in ankle to knee deep water on the beach just like others. Life guard gets up on the guard stand with a bull horn and announces to all "no swimming blah blah blah or you will be fined" I'm like wah? Pussification of American right here. If I want to swim and possibly have me or my kids drown, that's on me. I almost wanted to dive in just to see how much this fine is but water is 70degrees. Then my wife hears me blabbing on about freedom and says we should listen and teach the kids to listen. I asked if she left her sickle and hammer in the car . Goddamn red government mole sleeping next to me.
I get where you're coming from but the litigious nature of society that has people suing when they do ignore rules and get hurt (and juries awarding them $$$$$$$$$$ instead of carving "stupid" in their foreheads). Not to mention putting first responders at risk when things go wrong.
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At beach and current is deemed too strong by some public official. Signs are posted and red flag is flying "no swimming". Ok got it. My kids are sitting in ankle to knee deep water on the beach just like others. Life guard gets up on the guard stand with a bull horn and announces to all "no swimming blah blah blah or you will be fined" I'm like wah? Pussification of American right here. If I want to swim and possibly have me or my kids drown, that's on me. I almost wanted to dive in just to see how much this fine is but water is 70degrees. Then my wife hears me blabbing on about freedom and says we should listen and teach the kids to listen. I asked if she left her sickle and hammer in the car . Goddamn red government mole sleeping next to me.
The lifeguard probably just doesn't want to have to drag any bloated corpses back to shore. 22 drownings in Lake Michigan so far this year.
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At beach and current is deemed too strong by some public official. Signs are posted and red flag is flying "no swimming". Ok got it. My kids are sitting in ankle to knee deep water on the beach just like others. Life guard gets up on the guard stand with a bull horn and announces to all "no swimming blah blah blah or you will be fined" I'm like wah? Pussification of American right here. If I want to swim and possibly have me or my kids drown, that's on me. I almost wanted to dive in just to see how much this fine is but water is 70degrees. Then my wife hears me blabbing on about freedom and says we should listen and teach the kids to listen. I asked if she left her sickle and hammer in the car . Goddamn red government mole sleeping next to me.
I get where you're coming from but the litigious nature of society that has people suing when they do ignore rules and get hurt (and juries awarding them $$$$$$$$$$ instead of carving "stupid" in their foreheads. Not to mention putting first responders at risk when things go wrong.
I hear you. I saw a 5y/o kid on the back of a moped going 40 and said that's why we have stupid laws. If someone doesn't or ignores the the flag, waves and lifeguards warning you deserve no help. Government can't always save you
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All joking aside, I'm starting to think you're the one who took the shit on the side of your car.
LOLOL I'm the manti te'o of Bimmerpost.
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LOLOL I'm the manti te'o of Bimmerpost.
It's nice that we have a group of tweaked individuals on here. It helps break up the day. Enjoy your day at the beach!
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Who's in ? I just bought 20 quick picks / $40.
That MOFO is up to 1.28 Billion and still climbing.

If I win, everyone in my friends group gets a New 911 T !
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I'm looking to get Bimmercode but was overwhelmed with the OBD options listed on the BC site. I just want a simple one to do the coding but I have been burned in the past of getting the "cheapest and simplest" thing and then going down a rabbithole and then wishing I got something better.

Based on the list of compatible OBDs, which would you recommend? Does one offer a benefit of the other? Also, I use an Android phone and I know list could be sorted between iPhone and Android users.
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That MOFO is up to 1.28 Billion and still climbing.

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Who's in ? I just bought 20 quick picks / $40.
That MOFO is up to 1.28 Billion and still climbing.

If I win, everyone in my friends group gets a New 911 T !
You're my bestest friend with an M550i in New Hampshire!

FWIW, my brother in law bought $40 worth of tix and we hit one mega number and nothing else. My ROI with lotteries is abysmal...lol
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If I win, everyone in my friends group gets a New 911 T !
If you win, I call dibs on your M550. I know you'll be upgrading.
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I'm looking to get Bimmercode but was overwhelmed with the OBD options listed on the BC site. I just want a simple one to do the coding but I have been burned in the past of getting the "cheapest and simplest" thing and then going down a rabbithole and then wishing I got something better.

Based on the list of compatible OBDs, which would you recommend? Does one offer a benefit of the other? Also, I use an Android phone and I know list could be sorted between iPhone and Android users.
All of the adapters listed are quality. I've used the OBLink CX with no issues but I upgraded to the MHD Black which is Wifi and far superior in terms of speed and stability. The only reason I switched was because I wanted to use another coding tool that only worked with MHD which works with Bimmercode too.
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I'm looking to get Bimmercode but was overwhelmed with the OBD options listed on the BC site. I just want a simple one to do the coding but I have been burned in the past of getting the "cheapest and simplest" thing and then going down a rabbithole and then wishing I got something better.

Based on the list of compatible OBDs, which would you recommend? Does one offer a benefit of the other? Also, I use an Android phone and I know list could be sorted between iPhone and Android users.
All of the adapters listed are quality. I've used the OBLink CX with no issues but I upgraded to the MHD Black which is Wifi and far superior in terms of speed and stability. The only reason I switched was because I wanted to use another coding tool that only worked with MHD which works with Bimmercode too.
Not sure if this is a dumb question but do using any of those void warranty? Are the changes you make even visible to the dealer?

I'd be interested in turning off the auto start/stop without needing to press the button every time… but don't really want to dive into anything that may be frowned on by the service techs just yet
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