Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

upstatedoc · 10-26-2018, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

@upstatedoc come back save this thread

When is the date

you know, I don't get a notice that I've been paged. isn't that supposed to go to your in-box?

upstatedoc · 10-26-2018, 03:18 PM

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 03:40 PM

This thread has taken a strange turn. Two simultaneous conversations going on where N_E is being schooled on classy fart jokes and One is eerily concerned with Docs sex Life. something tells me Onesy isn't getting much play these days.

Joekerr · 10-26-2018, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Great sense of humor is the most important characteristic I look for in a guy. Quick wit is a good indicator of intelligence.

In any population (in this case being those who are quick witted are also generally intelligent) there will always be outliers. I just want to know why the outlier had to be me??

In general though, I tend to agree with you.

Joekerr · 10-26-2018, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

This thread has taken a strange turn. Two simultaneous conversations going on where N_E is being schooled on classy fart jokes and One is eerily concerned with Docs sex Life. something tells me Onesy isn't getting much play these days.

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Not my fault doc is a sadist

I don't know about you, but I for one am enjoying how this thread is now mixing sexual tension with farts.

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I don't know about you, but I for one am enjoying how this thread is now mixing sexual tension with farts.

Sounds like bed time at my house.

Joekerr · 10-26-2018, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Sounds like bed time at my house.

I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

King Rudi · 10-26-2018, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Fart jokes are not funny Never_Enough

I walk sideways and pretend I'm a race car.

UncleWede · 10-26-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

Dutch oven has ZERO to do with it

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Fart jokes are not funny Never_Enough

Farts & fart jokes rule, bitches!

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

You have never done it? Pussy! I have given several ladies the dutch oven with pleasure.

Never_Enough · 10-26-2018, 08:08 PM

Also, I just ripped a good one, but I'm home alone.

Joekerr · 10-26-2018, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Also, I just ripped a good one, but I'm home alone.

Forever.

DETRoadster · 10-26-2018, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel you. More than once, I've weighed the amount of amusement I would derive from subjecting my wife to a dutch oven, versus the potential marked decrease in sex.

Thus far, the dutch oven has never come out ahead, but as I get older, the scales may tip in its favour.

You have never done it? Pussy! I have given several ladies the dutch oven with pleasure.

I totally gave my wife a Dutch oven a few years into dating. Pushed her head down there, pulled the cover up and let it rip. What I failed to take into account is that I was on my side facing her instead of having my back turned to her. She took full advantage and punched me in the dick. It hurt. I deserved it. First and last Dutch oven.

Turkish Pickle · 10-26-2018, 09:40 PM

i just looked up what a dutch oven is...
definitely pulling one at the closest interval.

Ok · 10-26-2018, 09:54 PM

No wonder 99.99% of you kids are single, fart jokes? That turns women off, good luck in finding your perfect woman.

Turkish Pickle · 10-26-2018, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by E90 330xi

No wonder 99.99% of you kids are single, fart jokes? That turns women off, good luck in finding your perfect woman.

there's no such thing as "perfect" especially in humans - a 10/10 simply does not exist. it is the image we create in our minds and (hopefully) we work towards reaching that perfection

that's why you settle with two 5's instead of finding that one 10!
and exchange her when she's 40 to two 20 year olds

Ok · 10-26-2018, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

there's no such thing as "perfect" especially in humans - a 10/10 simply does not exist. it is the image we create in our minds and (hopefully) we work towards reaching that perfection

that's why you settle with two 5's instead of finding that one 10!
and exchange her when she's 40 to two 20 year olds

Good one, I had the 10+10, then we got old lol, 50+ people still say that she`s 10 +10, I never looked at it that way, I was just in love, and lots of hormones, anyways no pictures, and good night.

dinonz · 10-27-2018, 12:01 PM

Well, I tried. Told someone I spend a lot of time with that I like her and wanted to be with her. Crashed and burned. Shot down in flames.

I'm short, fat, ugly, and nearly 50. I think it's time to just give up.

bimmette · 10-27-2018, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

Well, I tried. Told someone I spend a lot of time with that I like her and wanted to be with her. Crashed and burned. Shot down in flames.

I'm short, fat, ugly, and nearly 50. I think it's time to just give up.

Sorry, that sucks, but it's good you tried. Don't give up.

dinonz · 10-27-2018, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Sorry, that sucks, but it's good you tried. Don't give up.

Thanks - but there's several reasons for giving up. Trust is going to be a big one.

dinonz · 10-27-2018, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

What happened? Did I miss your story?

That was the whole story. We'd had a few drinks and got to talk about a lot of things - told her how I felt, and she said we'd talk about it tomorrow (this was Thursday night). She's avoided me ever since, so clearly doesn't want to talk about it.

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