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      04-18-2020, 05:25 AM   #26819
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I'm tired of extreme loopholes

Jon Bon Jovi lives in a big beautiful home in NJ, he pays very little to no realestate tax because the MF claims it's part farm, a farm with bees so he's exempt (gets credits)

people getting stimulus checks that do not need em doesn't bother me, it's the ass hats that use these legal but sneaky methods to not pay their share.

House on fire Mr. Jovi? Sorry you helped pay nothing to our FD


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I agree on this part 100%. In the county where I live, the law is written that having any animal that produces a consumable (a single animal) constitutes a farm and like Mr Bon Jobi receive a credit on their property taxes (I pay $1100/year for perspective).

This I can get behind for using taxable loopholes because of poorly written laws. Same thing goes with tax havens.

For my situation, my wife and I average out to $55k each for income, well below the $75k threshold. Not sorry that I received the check(s).

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      04-18-2020, 05:26 AM   #26820
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On topic(ish). This show seems to always have bogus "budgets" based on their incomes.
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      04-18-2020, 07:56 AM   #26822
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Best part is I make over $75k but got the full $1200 because I’m married filing joint and my wife makes enough to keep us below the married threshold. Add the trump change for our daughter and we made a nice $2900 and we’re both still working our normal hours
You’re a perfect example of the problem. Hope you donate that money.
Why??

It's literally a bit of his money the government stole from him last year.

It's not a gift if someone robs you and then comes by later and gives you a couple bucks back.

Apparently you are part of the problem if you don't get this




Taxation is theft.
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      04-18-2020, 08:05 AM   #26823
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Why??

It's literally a bit of his money the government stole from him last year.

It's not a gift if someone robs you and then comes by later and gives you a couple bucks back.

Apparently you are part of the problem if you don't get this




Taxation is theft.
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I mean, taxation pays for the amenities that we need as a nation sooooo I wouldn’t say it’s theft per se. but the amount that is taxed and how it’s being spent is miss managed and needs an overhaul, but that’s asking government officials if they really should be making millions and billions off taxpayers because they are exploiting loopholes they themselves put into law to better personal financial agenda.
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Great LOL thread.
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Taxation is theft.


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      04-18-2020, 08:45 AM   #26827
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In before LOL thread gets moved to the Politics section!!
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      04-18-2020, 08:50 AM   #26828
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Yeah, I thought I miskeyed into that subforum. Here's the first funny pic I can find to get it back on track.
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      04-18-2020, 08:58 AM   #26830
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I had this texted to me 3 times so not all that funny to me but maybe someone else will think it is.
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I stole all of these next two posts from MischiefTV's Insta Stories. Time to corse correct this thread.

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I had this texted to me 3 times so not all that funny to me but maybe someone else will think it is.
I'm a CPA so this is funny as shit.
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I'm a CPA so this is funny as shit.
DOn't you know it. We are putting everything into the C category for the quarterly earnings call. EBITDA = $0. EBITDAC = $500M.

I'll bet the M&A guys are having a blast trying to convince potential buyers that they are worth 10x EBTDAC.
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Best part is I make over $75k but got the full $1200 because I'm married filing joint and my wife makes enough to keep us below the married threshold. Add the trump change for our daughter and we made a nice $2900 and we're both still working our normal hours
You're a perfect example of the problem. Hope you donate that money.
Why??

It's literally a bit of his money the government stole from him last year.

It's not a gift if someone robs you and then comes by later and gives you a couple bucks back.

Apparently you are part of the problem if you don't get this




Taxation is theft.
Taxation, properly administered, provides a foundation of infrastructure that allows for prosperity and innovation to flourish.
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      04-18-2020, 10:19 AM   #26838
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Taxation, properly administered, provides a foundation of infrastructure that allows for prosperity and innovation to flourish.
I think the problem is that I've never seen a properly administered tax. I've worked with government and my wife works in government after working in the private sector for decades.....the waste and mismanagement is shocking.
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We are a wasteful culture though - aren't we?
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I'm a CPA so this is funny as shit.
Me too and was funny first time I saw it.

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DOn't you know it. We are putting everything into the C category for the quarterly earnings call. EBITDA = $0. EBITDAC = $500M.

I'll bet the M&A guys are having a blast trying to convince potential buyers that they are worth 10x EBTDAC.
Need to be careful with that C category if a public company. Can’t adjust to add back lost revenue or costs that would have been normally incurred anyway. Costs directly related to and arising from COVID (like impairments) are ok. Lots of guidance out there on this. EY put out something last week, Deloitte has a non-GAAP guide and SEC counsel should weigh in.

Ok enough accounting...
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