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      08-04-2017, 05:14 AM   #287
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A: What is Holland?
B: What do you mean 'what is it', its a country next to Belgium!
A: No thats the Netherlands
B: Holland is the Netherlands
A: ...
A: But who are the Dutch?

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That feeling you get when your country invades Poland. lol

Dang3r can you decode this for me?

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      08-04-2017, 10:15 AM   #289
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Dang3r can you decode this for me?
Ugh...how should I break this to you?

Try this translation for the first try

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      08-12-2017, 09:46 PM   #291
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At the mariners game tonight. Retiring Edgars number, was pretty epic. 1st row along 1st base
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All my pumpkins are already ripe, and the vines have died. What will I do for a Jack-o-lantern this year???
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      08-14-2017, 12:35 PM   #294
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I wish I had worn my Beer, Bacon, Guns shirt to work today when I read those? My head is already shaved, so I just need some reflective lens.
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      08-14-2017, 01:28 PM   #296
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Beer Bacon Guns shirt? I need that.
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      08-14-2017, 02:19 PM   #297
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      08-15-2017, 10:36 AM   #298
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In your case it must be like "Beer, Bacon, Guns, Poultry"
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      09-01-2017, 01:38 AM   #299
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Happy birthday to Sara! Hope you are all well!
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Who is Sara?
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      09-01-2017, 08:15 AM   #301
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Ahh, the first day of September. I walked out this morning to be greeted by a balmy 7 degrees Celsius. Our summer this year sucked. Mostly rain. And now it is starting to get cooler.
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What temperature is that in freedom units?


It was 57 F this morning here. Drove to work with the windows down, it was glorious.
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What temperature is that in freedom units?


It was 57 F this morning here. Drove to work with the windows down, it was glorious.
In American speak, that is 44.6 degrees apparently. Not that cold, just begrudging the fact that this spells the end of summer, and it will only get colder likely.

Oh well, today I'm going home at lunch to grill some jalapenos on the BBQ, drink some beer, and enjoy the sun / weather.
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In American speak, that is 44.6 degrees apparently. Not that cold, just begrudging the fact that this spells the end of summer, and it will only get colder likely.

Oh well, today I'm going home at lunch to grill some jalapenos on the BBQ, drink some beer, and enjoy the sun / weather.
That's a little nippy, but still primo weather. The 40's - 60's for the mornings and a low 70's afternoon.


I'm getting on the road at 11:30, gonna head up to MI. Buddies GF wants me to meet her psycho friend. Should be a good time.
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Who is Sara?
Psh, you'll never forget the girl you went to visit in NOLA!

And oops, I totally forgot to tag her. Sara504
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Psh, you'll never forget the girl you went to visit in NOLA!

And oops, I totally forgot to tag her. Sara504
I did know a Sara at one point, then one day all her glorious snaps stopped coming through. She removed me from her social media!

That's actually why I slipped into depression a while ago.
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It doesn't normally get above 77 during the day here, yet that was the temperature when I left for work BEFORE sunrise.

There's that too, I have to turn off the lights as I leave the house for work again.
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That's a little nippy, but still primo weather. The 40's - 60's for the mornings and a low 70's afternoon.


I'm getting on the road at 11:30, gonna head up to MI. Buddies GF wants me to meet her psycho friend. Should be a good time.


At least this time you're not driving 1,400 miles round trip for a cricket caper.
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