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      02-28-2018, 02:36 PM   #1167
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Holy shit you guys are thorough! I like that my story has you captivated enough to want to know small details. The rain stopped Sunday night. I'm at work before the sun is up. Post work Monday was the first chance I had to check out the work. BTW, not only did I apply touch up paint and use the Langka system to level paint, due to micro-abrasions in the clear coat from using the "blob eliminator" I used compound and polish on the entire car. Mind you the rain stopped on Sunday. I was checking out my paint correction as well as my mastery of detailing.



When I walked past the car to go to the mailbox, the car had not began to roll. Strange, I know but the car was in the same spot when I walked past on my way to the mailbox. I suspect the cat pushed it. He is a sneaky bastard.
From your situation ..The keyword is your cat !
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      02-28-2018, 02:45 PM   #1168
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How very strange. I don't mind to post a picture of the bruise but from what part of the story are you deriving that I was actually ran over? At no point in said story did say I was "ran over." I was "struck" by the car, in fact by the rear of the car. I did not post this as a farce but more of a story for everyone's entertainment. I mean, who runs over themselves.....(other than the guy from Star Trek). I honestly could car less about whether or not you trust me unless you are my girlfriend, attorney, kids, police or insurance agent.

Photo attached. Note the straight lines from the trunk lid along with the BMW roundel bruise in the middle. If having an actual roundel bruise doesn't convince you then I'm not sure what will.

I'll save you further speculation. Reread the story. The bumper is what made contact with me first. After having my knee pushed out from under me, I rolled/turned to see what hit me. By my knee being "clipped" this is how the trunk hit me in the shoulder, note the massive swelling in the photo. Not sure how as the roundels do not have any form of textur to them, but if you look close enough it does look like you can see the "cross" in the emblem in the bruise.

BTW, did't see a mic drop emoji so lets just say that it is implied.
Jesus Christ ! Yes , I can see your BMW emblem .
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      02-28-2018, 02:54 PM   #1169
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Jesus Christ ! Yes , I can see your BMW emblem .
Crazy huh? That shit hurt.
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How very strange. I don't mind to post a picture of the bruise but from what part of the story are you deriving that I was actually ran over? At no point in said story did say I was "ran over." I was "struck" by the car, in fact by the rear of the car. I did not post this as a farce but more of a story for everyone's entertainment. I mean, who runs over themselves.....(other than the guy from Star Trek). I honestly could car less about whether or not you trust me unless you are my girlfriend, attorney, kids, police or insurance agent.

Photo attached. Note the straight lines from the trunk lid along with the BMW roundel bruise in the middle. If having an actual roundel bruise doesn't convince you then I'm not sure what will.

I'll save you further speculation. Reread the story. The bumper is what made contact with me first. After having my knee pushed out from under me, I rolled/turned to see what hit me. By my knee being "clipped" this is how the trunk hit me in the shoulder, note the massive swelling in the photo. Not sure how as the roundels do not have any form of textur to them, but if you look close enough it does look like you can see the "cross" in the emblem in the bruise.

BTW, did't see a mic drop emoji so lets just say that it is implied.
Easy, easy. I meant that in jest. I thought you'd pick that up based on the criteria I listed in order for me to believe you, but I guess I need to add some sort of sarcasm smiley or something.

And I don't know - I read the OP once a while ago, but forgot the details and just saw everyone's skepticism so I thought I'd pile on for fun.
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      02-28-2018, 03:09 PM   #1171
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Easy, easy. I meant that in jest. I thought you'd pick that up based on the criteria I listed in order for me to believe you, but I guess I need to add some sort of sarcasm smiley or something.

And I don't know - I read the OP once a while ago, but forgot the details and just saw everyone's skepticism so I thought I'd pile on for fun.
I picked up on it, I was returning the sarcasm.
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Crazy huh? That shit hurt.
I see that my friend . And of course I wish you a speedy recovery ASAP !
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I see that my friend . And of course I wish you a speedy recovery ASAP !
Thank you good sir!
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Thank you good sir!
The pleasure is/was all mine...Thank YOU sir !

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BTW...My first name is Philippe .
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Pleasure Phillippe and noted, thanks for the heads up.
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The pleasure is/was all mine...Thank YOU sir !

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BUT, despite his complaints, we all lovingly call him Belgie
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      03-01-2018, 11:09 AM   #1179
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BUT, despite his complaints, we all lovingly call him Belgie
That's awesome Uncle , and of course I saw bimmette loves it too .

I truly love you Tara !
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Ok what ?
You forgot to say " and I am with the Belgium Mafia"
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You forgot to say " and I am with the Belgium Mafia"
I am white my friend !
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Ok Belgie!
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