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      02-26-2020, 01:36 PM   #3257
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At a work dinner last night, we were talking about the most shocking things we’d seen on TV. One woman said that she was watching America’s Most Wanted one night and she was shocked to find that the episode was about her ex-boyfriend

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Don't feel bad. My old administrative assistant was in the opening credits for COPS Dallas.
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      02-26-2020, 01:37 PM   #3258
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Every day I reconsider selling virtually everything I own and live a very minimalist, nomadic life
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      02-26-2020, 01:39 PM   #3259
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Don't feel bad. My old administrative assistant was in the opening credits for COPS Dallas.
I'm about to be on Live PD for losing my shit
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      02-26-2020, 01:41 PM   #3260
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Every day I reconsider selling virtually everything I own and live a very minimalist, nomadic life
I would love to own some property away from everyone with my own giant garage for my cars & modest house. Maybe even my own gun range & race track.

I'd be a happy camper.
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      02-26-2020, 01:44 PM   #3261
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I'm about to be on Live PD for losing my shit
You cannot drop that here without giving some detail, Grasshopper. It simply isn't done. GIVE!!
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cabin house by the river
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cabin house by the river
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Be vewee, vewee quiet...
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Be vewee, vewee quiet...
It's wabbit season. No it's duck season.
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You cannot drop that here without giving some detail, Grasshopper. It simply isn't done. GIVE!!
Lots of not good things have me stressed out & I don't know why I bother anymore. Can't win & it's only getting worse. Not going to post the specific shit, but something has to give soon. It's going to be my sanity or me having no criminal record.
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It's wabbit season. No it's duck season.
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      02-26-2020, 02:22 PM   #3267
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MKSixer Thanks for pulling me into the Cool pic thread For prancercise no less.
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      02-26-2020, 02:24 PM   #3268
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MKSixer Thanks for pulling me into the Cool pic thread For prancercise no less.
I'm here to help.
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Lots of not good things have me stressed out & I don't know why I bother anymore. Can't win & it's only getting worse. Not going to post the specific shit, but something has to give soon. It's going to be my sanity or me having no criminal record.
Just try to stay sane and take it one day at a time. When it rains....it pours. Between my dad and work, I've had this nervous feeling in my gut for the last month.

And now my daughter just called me crying hysterically that they had to put down their kitten/cat that I had mentioned in the pet thread.

Hearing your child in that emotional state kills you. And they tried everything to save him.....even experimental treatments.

I know, it's just the way some things go....but it still doesn't mean I have to agree with it.
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Superman called me today so I can come to his office and show me where all the estate papers are, explain who gets what, etc

I went outside at work and cried
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been working at job for 6 years, ever since i started I've had the luxury of working with very cool, down to earth, and hilarious people. Slowly, 1 by 1, they have been leaving. Soon, I'll have a real close buddy of mine exit as well. He is the last real "friend" i have there. I always enjoyed coming to work to shoot the shit andd mess around while getting work done. But come June (when he leaves) i'm not even sure i want to be around the people left behind anymore.
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I don't know where to put this so I'll put it here.

I pulled into a parking lot yesterday behind a 340 M sport. It was a really nice color blue, clean and and shiny. As I head towards my perfect end spot, I see the driver is doing the same. I park behind him. As we both exit our vehicles, I say "Love the color, what is it?" He looks at me like I have two heads and says Blue. No shit. I started to ask the name of the color but knew it was useless. The car gave me the impression he was an enthusiast. Are the demographics of the BMW driver changing or do we here the minority?
Try to solve your question first to the color: That was maybe Estoril Blue Metallic II (when lighter) or Mediterran blue (dark).
God, I hate you for looking at fuqing 3 series cars, I hate them more than every other car (confession!). But the idea to help were the top notch.

To the demographic thinking: Some bimmer drivers are real retards, here in my living area the younger the more! That and some other ASSumed BMW driver cliches had brought me once to sell my beloved F32. Sometimes I miss this car really much.
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Try to solve your question first to the color: That was maybe Estoril Blue Metallic II (when lighter) or Mediterran blue (dark).
God, I hate you for looking at fuqing 3 series cars, I hate them more than every other car (confession!). But the idea to help were the top notch.

To the demographic thinking: Some bimmer drivers are real retards, here in my living area the younger the more! That and some other ASSumed BMW driver cliches had brought me once to sell my beloved F32. Sometimes I miss this car really much.
I wasn't admiring the car as much as the color. It seems that BMW and most car makers lately have two extremes; the basic black, white, silver, grey with a few crazy colors. I have always gone back and forth between black and some shade of grey. I wanted something different this time so I ordered Long Beach Blue but chickened out at the last minute and changed to Donington Grey. The LBB was beautiful but loud. This blue was something I could live with. It was a darker shade of blue but not didn't look like the picture. Maybe because it was in bright sunlight.
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