[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Nooooo....my whole opinion of you just fizzled cuz of DRAKE. Why????!

Not a Drake lover, just found it funny.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Not a Drake lover, just found it funny.

Ok.... Thank goodness.

How have you been? Haven't seen much of you lately.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That's a whole 'nuther issue I have. We were walking last night, and it snapped in my head that we missed a quincé (sp?, 15 year old Hispanic girls b-day)
Her: "Don't tell them, just say we never got the invite in the mail"
Me: I already texted shit about how it was wrapped and how difficult it was to open"
Her: "I told you not to say anything"
Me: "AFTER I had already texted. It's no big deal, we had family plans already before we got the invite."

She's more interested in going to my family party than I am. I hate watching my brothers pick at my dad and talk shit about rules IN HIS HOUSE.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Just knock them out.

I support this message. Just check if the buffet has jalapenos, and I'll do it for ya wade!

Originally Posted by Axius

Soooooooooo they're saying macaroni and cheese is not a meal?


.

They called the dear dad and told him I tried to kill them with boring food. Fucking drama queens.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

They called the dear dad and told him I tried to kill them with boring food. Fucking drama queens.

Where do you suppose they get it from?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Where do you suppose they get it from?

Oh shut it.

But the food was boring. Even I wanted to call it a murder attempt.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

That would've been a story to pass down for generations.

Yeah well, she was a huge bitch and didn't know how to act like an adult so someone elses problem now.


On the plus side, it's still a fun story to tell.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

They called the dear dad and told him I tried to kill them with boring food. Fucking drama queens.

Add more jalapenos!


You still haven't made that dolma recipe I sent you I bet....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Add more jalapenos!


You still haven't made that dolma recipe I sent you I bet....

No, I haven't! My excuse is that it has been an insane spring and it's just now calming down.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

I support this message. Just check if the buffet has jalapenos, and I'll do it for ya wade!

My bro who is "throwing" the party at my parents' house called my wife last night to make beans, rice, guac, and SALSA. So, yes, there will be jals!

I LOVE MY WIFE ('s cooking)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My bro who is "throwing" the party at my parents' house called my wife last night to make beans, rice, guac, and SALSA. So, yes, there will be jals!

I LOVE MY WIFE ('s cooking)

I love your wife too!

I've been teaching my kids how to fish for the last few days but because of the storms we've had here (I am an excellent fisherman!!! ) we've been eating a lot of Mexican food.

Nothing says summer like cooking jalapenos on cole grill and listening to the kids bitching about mosquitos.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

because of the storms we've had here (I am an excellent fisherman!!! ) we've been eating a lot of Mexican food.

Gotta snack on the spicy Cheetos during storms, so your bait has a stronger flavor

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Gotta snack on the spicy Cheetos during storms, so your bait has a stronger flavor

Lol, I don't even eat any chips.

The kids love spicy food, otherwise they would've starved to death by now. My older son is currently apparently vegetarian, but I hope he grows out of it someday. The boy is sooo damn weird, dunno where he gets it...

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, I don't even eat any chips.

The kids love spicy food, otherwise they would've starved to death by now. My older son is currently apparently vegetarian, but I hope he grows out of it someday. The boy is sooo damn weird, dunno where he gets it...

monitor his internet

[Lups]

Originally Posted by grimlock

monitor his internet

He's six, he doesn't get internet time without supervision.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Lups

He's six, he doesn't get internet time without supervision.

he'll be monitoring YOUR internet in no time

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

He's six, he doesn't get internet time without supervision.

And here in the US I see spoiled little shits with cell phones at 6.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

The boy is sooo damn weird, dunno where he gets it...

I'm not...just...no, I'm not going to say....I wonder...no, no, no comment.

I will say this though...if all you were cooking on the grill were jalapenos, then I'm not so sure you can call it Mexican food....I suspect that strangely enough, there's a few more (albeit it subtle, certainly) ingredients that they add to make what they call "food".

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

he'll be monitoring YOUR internet in no time

Let's see... 6? He has probably already opened up a few UDP ports and found a good VPN to route his stuff through. He is probably streaming bootleg copies of Anime and old episodes of Metalocaplypse - hoping to grow up to be like Mom.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Let's see... 6? He has probably already opened up a few UDP ports and found a good VPN to route his stuff through. He is probably streaming bootleg copies of Anime and old episodes of Metalocaplypse - hoping to grow up to be like Mom.

your daughter knows your online habits?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

your daughter knows your online habits?

Honey, is that you?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Honey, is that you?

dad, wtf r u doing?? im telling mom this time

FUCK - I'm verbiage!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

dad, wtf r u doing?? im telling mom this time

FUCK - I'm verbiage!

OMG - My daughter's BLACK?