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      01-21-2020, 01:10 PM   #5039
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I worked at a Dunkin in high school. The scary part was how many people had drawers that were incorrect at the end of the shift... MULTIPLE TIMES. That meant either they were stealing or giving back the wrong change... calculated by the register. And many of these people were not smart enough to even steal.
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      01-21-2020, 01:43 PM   #5040
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+1....somebody post some escapades up!

I'm married so I don't have any stories aside from I can't seem to keep my wife off of me for more than a day at best.

Sometimes I am tired or do have a headache!
Count your blessings.

There are fewer items in the world which are drier than my bone. Which is especially garbage considering I'm not single!
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Count your blessings.

There are fewer items in the world which are drier than my bone. Which is especially garbage considering I'm not single!
Sorry man....that has to be a rough thing to go through.

My wife is great....right now I have so much going on with work, my dad and his health issues, and other things beyond my control....that I sometimes take it for granted how good she is to me.

She's a beautiful woman and could really have her pick of most anyone, but she latched onto me for some reason.
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Yeah, it's frustrating. Immensely frustrating. Sometimes I actually wish I had a 3rd world problem instead of a stack of first world ones...

But anyhow....
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Broke up with the girlfriend. We fought too often, the same pattern over and over.

So I've resumed the search for a blind, deaf, nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owns an exotic car dealership and a chain of gas stations.
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      01-21-2020, 03:45 PM   #5044
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So I've resumed the search for a blind, deaf, nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owns an exotic car dealership and a chain of gas stations.
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Broke up with the girlfriend. We fought too often, the same pattern over and over.

So I've resumed the search for a blind, deaf, nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owns an exotic car dealership and a chain of gas stations.
Slacker. You forgot daughter of a wine importer or, better yet, owner of a great vineyard or distillery.

Your list is now complete. We're here to help each other with these important details!! You're welcome!!
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      01-21-2020, 04:00 PM   #5046
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Count your blessings.

There are fewer items in the world which are drier than my bone. Which is especially garbage considering I'm not single!
Are you the ones with a relatively young child? Because if so, that kills the woman's libido worse than wedding cake.

But, it does get better. I seem to recall dry spells that lasted for 3-4 weeks easy when our kids were under 2 years old.
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Broke up with the girlfriend. We fought too often, the same pattern over and over.

So I've resumed the search for a blind, deaf, nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owns an exotic car dealership and a chain of gas stations.
Aren't we all doing that?
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Are you the ones with a relatively young child? Because if so, that kills the woman's libido worse than wedding cake.

But, it does get better. I seem to recall dry spells that lasted for 3-4 weeks easy when our kids were under 2 years old.
Shit, did I post here complaining already?? I'm sorry. Damn broken record!

Yeah, 2yo kid. But it's not just that... I don't think so anyhow. I sure hope you're right! Anyhow, right now it's dry spells of about 6mo - 1 year. It's just not enough! Got some friends here with kids a similar age, and they're seeing the same thing too though. Man, it sucks!

Thanks for the support anyhow
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The struggle is real. It has happened to me many times at Starbucks, local grocery stores. I'll hand over the bill(s), the cashier enters the bill amount in and then they freeze when I give them some change too. Even something as simple as me giving them a quarter for something that was say $11.25.
Same here. I might have to carry cash again just to see it. I use my card for everything these days
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Sorry man....that has to be a rough thing to go through.

My wife is great....right now I have so much going on with work, my dad and his health issues, and other things beyond my control....that I sometimes take it for granted how good she is to me.

She's a beautiful woman and could really have her pick of most anyone, but she latched onto me for some reason.
She have a sister? I'm back on Match...till they ban me again for no reason. Maybe I am too ugly.
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Broke up with the girlfriend. We fought too often, the same pattern over and over.

So I've resumed the search for a blind, deaf, nymphomaniac swimsuit model who owns an exotic car dealership and a chain of gas stations.
So you are gay & looking for a hairy Indian man. Hey man, do you!
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Shit, did I post here complaining already?? I'm sorry. Damn broken record!

Yeah, 2yo kid. But it's not just that... I don't think so anyhow. I sure hope you're right! Anyhow, right now it's dry spells of about 6mo - 1 year. It's just not enough! Got some friends here with kids a similar age, and they're seeing the same thing too though. Man, it sucks!

Thanks for the support anyhow
Have you tried to have a sit down adult conversation with her about it? COMMUNICATION
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Have you tried to have a sit down adult conversation with her about it? COMMUNICATION
Believe me, a car forum is not the first place I go to discuss my relationship!

It's the second. Or maybe 3rd...
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You want to have some fun? The next time you hear their big job is being a cashier, ask them what change you get if you give her $10.02 for a $8.27 purchase. No calculator allowed. I guarantee you will see a doe in headlights. It boggles my brain how no one can make change unless they key it into the register.
This is so true it makes me want to cry sometimes. Even better, give them $10.07 for the $8.82 purchase. They look at me as if I have 2 heads or something. I tell them to just enter it. All these people must have tubs of change at home since they don't know how to use is. Oh that's right they charge everything.
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This is so true it makes me want to cry sometimes. Even better, give them $10.07 for the $8.82 purchase. They look at me as if I have 2 heads or something. I tell them to just enter it. All these people must have tubs of change at home since they don't know how to use is. Oh that's right they charge everything.
It's sad and a lost skill. My dad made me beat the cash register for a treat when I was young and it helped me learn to calculate in my head very quickly.

The future is in their hands!!
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Slacker. You forgot daughter of a wine importer or, better yet, owner of a great vineyard or distillery.

Your list is now complete. We're here to help each other with these important details!! You're welcome!!
I don't drink, so as long as she's not the daughter of a well-armed and over-protective psychopath, I'm good. But thanks for the assist!
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You want to have some fun? The next time you hear their big job is being a cashier, ask them what change you get if you give her $10.02 for a $8.27 purchase. No calculator allowed. I guarantee you will see a doe in headlights. It boggles my brain how no one can make change unless they key it into the register.
They couldn't pour piss out of a boot if you wrote the directions on the sole. But by God, they've managed to memorize a list of 39 micro-aggressions to be on the lookout for, and the correct way of showing how offended they are for each of them.

Thanks, shitty socialist-infested schools.
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It's sad and a lost skill. My dad made me beat the cash register for a treat when I was young and it helped me learn to calculate in my head very quickly.

The future is in their hands!!
A lifetime ago I was an inventory manager for a lumber wholesaler. Spent many an hour out prowling the yard, verifying and correcting inventory counts. I had to do 3- and 4-digit addition in my head, adding up the counts of multiple bundles - sometimes as many as 15 or 20. I had to do it in my head because calculators with LCD screens don't work when it's minus 20 degrees. And these precious snowflakes can't make change? There's no hope.
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So you are gay & looking for a hairy Indian man. Hey man, do you!
Stop da fuq my head cinema immediately!
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She have a sister? I'm back on Match...till they ban me again for no reason. Maybe I am too ugly.
Unfortunately no....but she has a brother that is 6'5", about 270lbs, and looks like he could be a member of the Duck Dynasty clan.

He does own a very successful business though.

Just keep doing what you are doing....it will happen when you least expect it. I read some of your posts on here, and I was the same way when single. But I wasn't looking for anything serious at that time either. So different week, different girl.

It's when I didn't care about it that it happened.
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