[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

I'm good, I'm burned out from all these females lately lol.. do y'all ever just take a break from dating? Shits such a headache lol.

I still have not gotten back on match & I have been just sending out messages here & there on the other apps. I'm tired of wasting my time. I'll die alone, it's cool.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Here's a snippet from a text thread with the woman I met for lunch last Saturday. She and some fellow parents of high schoolers are discussing a Coronavirus-motivated "Plan B," having booked a cruise for them and their kids for Spring Break.

Side note: who the fuck under the age of 80 books cruises? And...for high school kids' Spring Break? Why not go balls-out and book a stay at an Amish farm and live on the edge, for fuck's sake?

So I try to inject some playfulness and humor by suggesting a trip to Minot ND. Everyone in the Midwest knows that to be pretty much the end of the earth and would find the suggestion of a trip there to be funny, especially in this bleak time of year. Yeah...not this terminally geeky, dour lass.

Now the # is gone. I was gonna have some fun

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Win95? Ha, I started with 3.1. Damn kids

MS-DOS and 3.0 beeotch!!!

And Windows NT is STILL the best OS ever created!!

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

MS-DOS and 3.0 beeotch!!!

And Windows NT is STILL the best OS ever created!!

I used DOS too...along with Windows, bitch!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I used DOS too...along with Windows, bitch!

WAT IV Fortran. <Drops Mic>

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I still have not gotten back on match & I have been just sending out messages here & there on the other apps. I'm tired of wasting my time. I'll die alone, it's cool.

Update on one of the 10s I matched with.

She's cool... too bad she fuckin lives 300 miles away WTF. Also, she texts WAY TOO MUCH like to the point where my phone can't handle it all and freezes sometimes. She can def run her mouth through text. I feel burned out from trying to keep up with her so I can only image what would happen if it got to be serious ever...

She also doesn't work a job she has her own wedding planning and catering business. I admire someone who takes that leap to start your own business and leave the rest behind, its not easy. She is extremely passionate about it but can go on and on talking about it though :/

Just like us all, I'm a sucker for beautiful women lol and in a pickle rn what to do, pursue or drop.

The other 10.... Straight up trash. One message every few days. Done with that, unmatched her.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Update on one of the 10s I matched with.

She's cool... too bad she fuckin lives 300 miles away WTF. Also, she texts WAY TOO MUCH like to the point where my phone can't handle it all and freezes sometimes. She can def run her mouth through text. I feel burned out from trying to keep up with her so I can only image what would happen if it got to be serious ever...

She also doesn't work a job she has her own wedding planning and catering business. I admire someone who takes that leap to start your own business and leave the rest behind, its not easy. She is extremely passionate about it but can go on and on talking about it though :/

Just like us all, I'm a sucker for beautiful women lol and in a pickle rn what to do, pursue or drop.

The other 10.... Straight up trash. One message every few days. Done with that, unmatched her.

Yea, fuck the people who don't put in any effort. Also, 300 miles? Dude, look local ya fuck.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Update on one of the 10s I matched with.

She's cool... too bad she fuckin lives 300 miles away WTF. Also, she texts WAY TOO MUCH like to the point where my phone can't handle it all and freezes sometimes. She can def run her mouth through text. I feel burned out from trying to keep up with her so I can only image what would happen if it got to be serious ever...

She also doesn't work a job she has her own wedding planning and catering business. I admire someone who takes that leap to start your own business and leave the rest behind, its not easy. She is extremely passionate about it but can go on and on talking about it though :/

Just like us all, I'm a sucker for beautiful women lol and in a pickle rn what to do, pursue or drop.

The other 10.... Straight up trash. One message every few days. Done with that, unmatched her.

1. 300 miles is nothing.
2. GET A BETTER PHONE...we have standards here!!!
3. She can't talk that much if her mouth if full... Figure it out!!!

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yea, fuck the people who don't put in any effort. Also, 300 miles? Dude, look local ya fuck.

With the preferences I listed I am out of people to swipe on at this point on most of the apps. Guess I spent too much time swiping left. Fuck, I need to get a life lol.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

With the preferences I listed I am out of people to swipe on at this point on most of the apps. Guess I spent too much time swiping left. Fuck, I need to get a life lol.

Sounds like you have unrealistic expectations. You've become the women we have been complaining about.

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

1. 300 miles is nothing.
2. GET A BETTER PHONE...we have standards here!!!
3. She can't talk that much if her mouth if full... Figure it out!!!

Lol, I just checked again. Correction: 415 miles.

Also I do need to update my phone ever since I updated to iOS 13 on my iPhone 8, it's been acting up at times. Fuck you too Apple for slowing down older phones.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by premier3is

Lol, I just checked again. Correction: 415 miles.

Also I do need to update my phone ever since I updated to iOS 13 on my iPhone 8, it's been acting up at times. Fuck you too Apple for slowing down older phones.

There's a class action suit. We're gonna get PAID!! (Up to $79 each)

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

1. 300 miles is nothing.
2. GET A BETTER PHONE...we have standards here!!!
3. She can't talk that much if her mouth if full... Figure it out!!!

Are most of you actually looking for women 300+ miles away from you on these apps/sites?!

I always do 75 or so max. What's the point of doing 300? I'm not down for a long distance LTR. Obviously, I'd be open to some hot chick flying in to fuck, but that kind of awesome doesn't happen to me

[premier3is]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Sounds like you have unrealistic expectations. You've become the women we have been complaining about.

I wouldn't say my expectations are unrealistic, I just know what I want and probably wouldn't settle for much less. So in that case, it's probably my fault lol.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

MS-DOS and 3.0 beeotch!!!

And Windows NT is STILL the best OS ever created!!

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

I used DOS too...along with Windows, bitch!

DOS user here too!

I still laugh about this - I forget what happened to the computer, think it might have been something with the email not functioning or something like that, but my father asked somebody about it who told him to fix it, he had to go to DOS and type *.* and delete.

And he did. And everything was deleted. Everything. He was....frustrated.

Pretty funny as a kid though. We had to reinstall everything.

[F30lolz]

Eh, I’ll chime even though I’m married.

As a Ubahh driver I picked up some French chick in SoBe (South Beach) and drove her to a gay club. Was telling me that she’s drunk AF and wanted me to join her at the club. Seemed very mad after I declined but was thinking if I joined her, how many times would I’ve been hit on? She wasn’t gay, just mentioned that at gay clubs she has fun as she doesn’t get hit on.

Funny how that night, I got hit on by two males. Happens a few times a month.

Thinking about writing a book about my 2+ years of doing ride sharing in south Flo Rida.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Are most of you actually looking for women 300+ miles away from you on these apps/sites?!

I always do 75 or so max. What's the point of doing 300? I'm not down for a long distance LTR. Obviously, I'd be open to some hot chick flying in to fuck, but that kind of awesome doesn't happen to me

Open your mind and drive a few miles, Grasshopper. They love it when you make the effort. Almost guaranteed lay. I met this Brazilian chick who could do this thing when...

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by premier3is

I wouldn't say my expectations are unrealistic, I just know what I want and probably wouldn't settle for much less. So in that case, it's probably my fault lol.

What are your must haves?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

DOS user here too!

I still laugh about this - I forget what happened to the computer, think it might have been something with the email not functioning or something like that, but my father asked somebody about it who told him to fix it, he had to go to DOS and type *.* and delete.

And he did. And everything was deleted. Everything. He was....frustrated.

Pretty funny as a kid though. We had to reinstall everything.

One of the most evil practical jokes around computers ever devised. I hope whoever decided to spread that as a joke is in the same Hell Cell as Jeff Epstein.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Open your mind and drive a few miles, Grasshopper. They love it when you make the effort. Almost guaranteed lay. I met this Brazilian chick who could do this thing when...

Yea, I used to drive halfway or to them all the time for years. I'm still at this spot in life so I'll save my gas $ and time now. I learned that it did not yield any better results.

& back to 300 miles, drive 300 miles to meet some chick? hahahahahaha no.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Yea, I used to drive halfway or to them all the time for years. I'm still at this spot in life so I'll save my gas $ and time now. I learned that it did not yield any better results.

& back to 300 miles, drive 300 miles to meet some chick? hahahahahaha no.

You may wanna rethink that...

[andrewmr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

^Exactly. Now I'm really going to age myself. What about 8 tracks?

I was wondering how long that would take.


I have a 10 inch reel to reel in my stereo rack. I get some interesting guesses as to what it is.