Very uncomfortable in the E90.

benny90 · 04-07-2008, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by calvino

and google is your friend http://www.car-sex-positions.com/

holy sh*t

simply awesome......

Icyhot85 · 04-07-2008, 08:47 PM

i have sex in my car at least once a week... usually with a handfull of diffrent girls..

the procedure goes as follows:
1. Kiss her neck
2. move her seat back
3. take of her clothes
4. and about 35 seconds later its back to driving much happier =)

cooldude · 04-07-2008, 09:45 PM

well
if you have a bmw, you will have a thin girl friend, so special things will blend in.

if you have a honda, you will eat pizza's with all the money you save and so does your girl friend, so you need better room inside the car

mJ335 · 04-08-2008, 12:04 AM

Wow.. funny but weird threads these days...... e90cnote is that you?

E90 ANdy · 04-08-2008, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magmd

people with BMWs usually have a place to have sex...like a house, apartment, or even a hotel.

people with civics...well, gotta use the car.

LOL! hahaha, so true.. but hey, a quickie in a back seat can happen anytime, anywhere! might as well have some room to get jiggy with it

montreal red · 04-08-2008, 01:36 AM

hmm had sex in the back seat before... and it was perfectly fine... a little squeezy but that's the fun in having sex in the back seat of a car

MrOffshore · 04-08-2008, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borsalino

I love my e90 but the one thing I hate about it is that you cannot have sex in this car. There is no head room and you can never get a good position. Also, it is easier to do it in the front seats than the back. It is so much better in my honda civic, more head room and just all round better. Who would have ever thought that a honda civic is better than a bmw for having sex.

It's quite a apparent that you are short on cash and what we like to call "Car Poor"....you have a Honda Civic, which is what you should have stayed with and a BMW...and no place to have sex...no apartment, house, not even a mattress....your priorities are in line, but for God sakes man, get a job that will enable you to afford some form of housing!!

rocketman · 04-08-2008, 06:42 AM

My 3 is actually an upgrade in size so I am looking forward to breakin' her in..... whats the typical place you go?

maximka · 04-08-2008, 07:22 AM

take sport seats!

Hula-Hula · 04-08-2008, 09:16 AM

HAHA

I'm gonna try it out this weekend!

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Eichhörnchen · 04-08-2008, 10:22 AM

This is the first good reason I see for the rear window shades. I learn something new everyday here.

maximka · 04-08-2008, 10:39 AM

))

3onDubs · 04-08-2008, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

This is the first good reason I see for the rear window shades. I learn something new everyday here.

tint is cheaper, works better, and looks better

HRC · 04-08-2008, 10:57 AM

Funny.

Danny

borsalino · 04-08-2008, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrOffshore

It's quite a apparent that you are short on cash and what we like to call "Car Poor"....you have a Honda Civic, which is what you should have stayed with and a BMW...and no place to have sex...no apartment, house, not even a mattress....your priorities are in line, but for God sakes man, get a job that will enable you to afford some form of housing!!

What is it about my thread that makes you think I am short on cash? Having sex in my car is not an everyday occurrence it only happens once in a while. By the way I do own a house and I even have a couple of mattresses to spare too.

Kruz · 04-08-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Potty_Pants

well to be honest... you really arent telling us the full story.........

Now that is f'in funny.

spanishooligan · 04-08-2008, 03:46 PM

i have done it too. all you haters you need to get a life!! its good fun!! backseat sex ftw

TahBOSS · 04-08-2008, 04:32 PM

op is getting pwnt.

JonMartinsGirl · 04-08-2008, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3onDubs

tint is cheaper, works better, and looks better

Exactly! looks wayyy better

Oh and there's no need to be mean to the guy, he's just trying to have some excitment in his life and be bold....Or save some money on a nice hotel who knows lol
But I say get a room or stay in your house...E90's are not for hot rough sex, they are for hot cramped sex. I don't see how in anyway other people have done this in comfort. As a chick I have been there and done that in one and it was painful, I have long legs you get the idea lol.

FrankoQ · 04-08-2008, 09:03 PM

Have rear folding seats?
try the trunk then!!!

And keep an eye for the cops... Gee. Now I remember those college days.
No cash, horny...

Expired · 04-08-2008, 09:43 PM

Stopped reading at page one..
Bunch of haters on this board, everyone needs to calm down..
I guess most of you that replied negatively in this thread are old men that haven't opted to try anything new in your lifetime.

Unlike all of you, some people like to have a little fun sometimes.

-Nathan

jhv · 04-08-2008, 10:00 PM

ive had sex in my car plenty of times and i have a coupe lol. it isnt that difficult. plus it kinda adds that 'having sex where you could get caught in public' rush lol. idk it makes it hotter imo

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