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      02-04-2020, 12:57 PM   #25543
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Seriously. What is with that. Sometimes I'm prepared to swear she actually times it because it is uncanny how many times I step foot in it to find it is practically running on fumes.
Good to know in not the only one who deals with this.

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Anxiety kicks in for me when the range indicator goes from 1 to -

Until then I'm good.
My ex husband was like that. I remember him calling me one day and asking how much further he could drive (my car) when the range said 0 miles to empty. It's because of him that I always have gas and am always on time. I never ran out of gas or missed a flight until he came along.
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Why does champ have 2 cups of water? Inquiring minds want to know.
That sweat suit, slippers and headband were a little on the pricey side. These sound purchases only left him enough for an apple pie and 2 waters. A playas gotta eat and hydrate son.
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My ex husband was like that. I remember him calling me one day and asking how much further he could drive (my car) when the range said 0 miles to empty. It's because of him that I always have gas and am always on time. I never ran out of gas or missed a flight until he came along.
I've done about 5 miles on "-" to go. Made me a bit anxious.

Only 4 times in my life have I ever run out of gas. Twice I was right near a gas station, so quickly clutch in and coast in to the pumps. The other 2 times my gas sending unit had broken, and BMW wanted me to bring the car in with as little gas as possible. Each time I was about a mile short in my guestimate to get it to the dealer.
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I've done about 5 miles on "-" to go. Made me a bit anxious.

Only 4 times in my life have I ever run out of gas. Twice I was right near a gas station, so quickly clutch in and coast in to the pumps. The other 2 times my gas sending unit had broken, and BMW wanted me to bring the car in with as little gas as possible. Each time I was about a mile short in my guestimate to get it to the dealer.
Still seems like a lot.

I've never run out of gas, and I've driven vehicles that got 9 mpg. My sister on the other hand is 27, and from 16 has run out of gas 4 times, got 5 flat tires, has been towed 4 times, and broke a wheel.
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Still seems like a lot.

I've never run out of gas, and I've driven vehicles that got 9 mpg. My sister on the other hand is 27, and from 16 has run out of gas 4 times, got 5 flat tires, has been towed 4 times, and broke a wheel.
Those first two were in my teen years, and the second two were not my fault
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My ex husband was like that. I remember him calling me one day and asking how much further he could drive (my car) when the range said 0 miles to empty. It's because of him that I always have gas and am always on time. I never ran out of gas or missed a flight until he came along.
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Still seems like a lot.

I've never run out of gas, and I've driven vehicles that got 9 mpg. My sister on the other hand is 27, and from 16 has run out of gas 4 times, got 5 flat tires, has been towed 4 times, and broke a wheel.
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Those first two were in my teen years, and the second two were not my fault
I've only nearly run out one time and that was testing how many miles my Scirocco could actually go. I was climbing an overpass when it sputtered so I flipped a U-turn in the middle of the overpass and coasted to the station.

And on the flight situation I've only missed one flight in my life and it was when we were going to Hawaii and my now ex-wife didn't like the way her hair was falling. You all probably remember it because it was the day NASA put their first satellite in orbit without a rocket. They just put it on top of my head. I can't even begin to describe how mad I was.
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It'd be more fun to walk someone in whilst blindfolded and ask them to remove the blindfold. The toilet would probably be redundant at that point!!
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I ran out of gas ONCE. I had just learned that my wife of less than a year was having a child, yet WE hadn't been intimate in about 4 months.

On the flight thingy, even last year when we were flying to St John, and my BIL was delivering my passport to the airport, and I had to RUN across LAX from gate 9 to gate 1, with a backpack, (uphill, both ways, thru the snow, with only shorts and water socks) I STILL had time to buy a glass of Jack before boarding.
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MKSixer We have a new contestant for Prancercise!!!


I ran out of gas ONCE. I had just learned that my wife of less than a year was having a child, yet WE hadn't been intimate in about 4 months.

On the flight thingy, even last year when we were flying to St John, and my BIL was delivering my passport to the airport, and I had to RUN across LAX from gate 9 to gate 1, with a backpack, (uphill, both ways, thru the snow, with only shorts and water socks) I STILL had time to buy a glass of Jack before boarding.
IDK...she seems to be a garden variety, drunken klutz. Prancercise is deliberate. Prancercise is methodical. Prancercise is relentless. Prancercise is LIFE.
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my 13 year old doesn't even bother asking me, he knows he's better than me in math
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