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      10-19-2018, 03:44 PM   #1255
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I really dislike pooping in a public bathroom stall when the stall next to me is occupied. Sometimes it can't be helped but it's really disconcerting to be 3 feet away from another person grunting and plopping away...

If I can afford to wait I'll circle around all the other bathrooms in the building like a vulture, waiting to find my little oasis of pristine pooping perfection
I'm so lucky to have those single room bathroom for handicap people.

I can barely piss with someone in the same room as me for some reason
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      10-19-2018, 03:47 PM   #1256
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      10-19-2018, 05:43 PM   #1257
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i only take poops on campus on the upper floors of buildings where faculty works
i also go 5-10 mins after class starts to ensure i am alone in there and don't run into anyone after letting it rip heavily
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      10-19-2018, 05:48 PM   #1258
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i only take poops on campus on the upper floors of buildings where faculty works
i also go 5-10 mins after class starts to ensure i am alone in there and don't run into anyone after letting it rip heavily
This is a textbook approach to pooping in public. Well done.
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      10-19-2018, 11:35 PM   #1259
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I also give myself free relief from a ball that lands in a divot if it's on the fairway.
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      10-22-2018, 06:55 AM   #1260
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Dude at the store today says "Awesome BMW Unc". Unc is short slang for Uncle meaning he viewed me as being old. UncleWede age is REALLY catching up with me I guess.
Should have responded with "Nice English, dope."
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      10-22-2018, 11:02 AM   #1261
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Dude at the store today says "Awesome BMW Unc". Unc is short slang for Uncle meaning he viewed me as being old. UncleWede age is REALLY catching up with me I guess.
Hey, I resemble that remark

Now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! #whippersnappers
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      10-22-2018, 12:18 PM   #1262
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      10-22-2018, 12:26 PM   #1264
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      10-22-2018, 12:53 PM   #1268
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My confession is that after selling my F32 430D Xdrive and replacing it with a F48 20D Xdrive I DEEPLY regret making the switch.

The 430D was very highly specd but due to it being a coupe it was difficult to get out of due to a back condition, plus the boot wasn't practical. I'm in the position where the F48 just doesn't "tickle my spuds" like the 430D did, in that it's pretty pedestrian to drive i just get a sense of indifference when i get behind the wheel.

I'm currently in a relaxed state of employment due to the Telecoms industry in the UK tanking so not really in a position where I can justify selling the F48 and pumping more money into a car.

Should have kept the 430D
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Don't call me a punk, mister alien. I'm a new guy. Be nice.
Sorry your shortness.
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Sorry your shortness.
I'm tall with yellow skin and can't see well.
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      10-22-2018, 03:12 PM   #1275
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I'm tall with yellow skin and can't see well.
Helluva confession.
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My confession is that after selling my F32 430D Xdrive and replacing it with a F48 20D Xdrive I DEEPLY regret making the switch.

The 430D was very highly specd but due to it being a coupe it was difficult to get out of due to a back condition, plus the boot wasn't practical. I'm in the position where the F48 just doesn't "tickle my spuds" like the 430D did, in that it's pretty pedestrian to drive i just get a sense of indifference when i get behind the wheel.

I'm currently in a relaxed state of employment due to the Telecoms industry in the UK tanking so not really in a position where I can justify selling the F48 and pumping more money into a car.

Should have kept the 430D
Or look into less expensive cars you'd enjoy?
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