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      11-09-2017, 09:58 AM   #793
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Yes! I found the whore thread. Someone hand me a condom.
I hate condoms .
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I hate when it says arriving Nov 8 and it's Nov 9 and no hatchimal on my doorstep. The fuck is wrong with the world these days.
That's where the Surprise from Hatchimal Surprise comes from. "Surprise mutha fucka, it's delayed!"
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That's where the Surprise from Hatchimal Surprise comes from. "Surprise mutha fucka, it's delayed!"
My hatchimal better show up today. That's all I gots ta say.
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I hate condoms .
Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
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      11-09-2017, 10:25 AM   #797
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Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
Same pussy for a decade. It must be phenomenal
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LOCATION DATE LOCAL TIME ACTIVITY
Harvey, LA, United States 11/09/2017 9:24 A.M. Out For Delivery Today



YYYAAAASSSSSSSS . My baby going to be so happy!
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Same pussy for a decade. It must be phenomenal
Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
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Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
lol.


Seriously though, that's great. That's something I admire. I dont know a soul on earth, besides one person, who can put up with my ass 14+ years.
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You'll find your professional plumber one day (someone that lays the pipe better than anyone else)....then you'll want em for 14+ years. lol.
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You'll find your professional plumber one day (someone that lays the pipe better than anyone else)....then you'll want em for 14+ years. lol.
Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
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If guys didn't like ass that much, humanity would have been extinct long ago.

Its not like women hate it.

wife "Baby, can you make me blind and my toes tingle?"
me "roger that" *gets naked*
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Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
Butts are like boobs 2.0.
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Been married over a decade...i almost forgot what they were called. lol
Thank God !
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Probably closer to 14 years. But yea. That sideways cooter (asian wife)
I would love to bang once an Asian . I heard they love to ride on top ?
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Butts are like boobs 2.0.
You have sexual knowledge my friend !
You see it right . Butts&Boobs have actually the same shape . It's 2 x 00
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Speaking of plumbers....why is it guys like ass so much. That shit is disgusting!!! And I dont mean just looking at it.
Look sweetheart I'm not a plumber and I know it !...It's all about our male imagination !
If we see a beautiful ass , all we can imagine is the bent over position .
At least for a healthy man , the bent over shows everything in one picture while it happens in sex..

For example...
The pic shows from left to the right *Candice Swanepoel* and I can see only the right side !
And Sara you know why this is ?
Please read my post again...
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I would love to bang once an Asian . I heard they love to ride on top ?
Never loses shape, always smells and taste nice. 10 min after a poundaged its ready to go again. lol.
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Never loses shape, always smells and taste nice. 10 min after a poundaged its ready to go again. lol.
Awesome !
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Look sweetheart I'm not a plumber and I know it !...It's all about our male imagination !
If we see a beautiful ass , all we can imagine is the bent over position .
At least for a healthy man , the bent over shows everything in one picture while it happens in sex..

For example...
The pic shows from left to the right *Candice Swanepoel* and I can see only the right side !
And Sara you know why this is ?
Please read my post again...
Swiggity swooty.
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Swiggity swooty.
YES !
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M power, spend much time in Amsterdam? Haven't been since 2008 for Cannabis Cup. One of my favorite cities to visit.
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M power, spend much time in Amsterdam? Haven't been since 2008 for Cannabis Cup. One of my favorite cities to visit.
I've never been in Amsterdam . If I have the time with my work , in summer I prefer to drive with my car through the Belgian Ardennes .
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