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      01-26-2020, 08:01 PM   #1871
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Only Ivan knows....but the russian dash cam videos never cease to interest me.
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I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
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      01-31-2020, 11:12 AM   #1872
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      02-01-2020, 10:50 AM   #1873
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      02-01-2020, 04:44 PM   #1875
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Hey shoei - brought home another pet last week
Dinner?
Bruh - that's just terrible.

Adopted this massive guy last week. He is almost blind, and we plan to let him pasture and retire with Waffles and the goats.

Did I mention he is MASSIVE.
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Dinner?
Bruh - that's just terrible.

Adopted this massive guy last week. He is almost blind, and we plan to let him pasture and retire with Waffles and the goats.

Did I mention he is MASSIVE.
Looks impressive... Noble Steed...

Waffles has a play pal now!!!
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land slide in tennessee? isn't Run Silent down there?
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      02-20-2020, 02:41 PM   #1882
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land slide in tennessee? isn't Run Silent down there?
Yeah - that was in Morris Chapel, I believe - which is about 450 miles from me - so not really a worry, lol.

Side note though is we have been receiving a ton of rain - the most ever recorded in history in Feb, and it's only the 20th. Snowing all day today, though.
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      02-20-2020, 04:20 PM   #1883
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Yeah - that was in Morris Chapel, I believe - which is about 450 miles from me - so not really a worry, lol.

Side note though is we have been receiving a ton of rain - the most ever recorded in history in Feb, and it's only the 20th. Snowing all day today, though.
But his castle is atop the hill, so only the measly serfs are suffering.

At least until they all die and can't provide him services any more.

First world problems thread is thataway



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      02-24-2020, 05:00 PM   #1884
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I've been perpetually interested in the Hellcat so calling dibs before one of the parasites like MK gets here!

(Joking).

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Bank owns it so as long as you want to make the $679 lease payments till next June.

I'm stressed the hell out. Can't catch a break
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Bank owns it so as long as you want to make the $679 lease payments till next June.
Provided you would accept $679 CAD (our play money), I'd consider it. But in USD, nope. Already paying $930/month for the S6.

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Yeah, I've been there. Not often, but I've been there. Once so much I felt physically sick just getting out of bed in the morning knowing I had to go to work. But it was a bad engagement all round, the two partners didn't like each other and I was whipping boy in the middle.

Sucks dude, not much I can say, you put in the time or you move. I finished the engagement and then I resigned from the firm because I was just done. Didn't even have another job to go to, was planning on two or three months break while my wife worked (lol), but an opportunity came up within a month that I couldn't turn down.

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I'm stressed the hell out. Can't catch a break
What's up? Job stuff?
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Provided you would accept $679 CAD (our play money), I'd consider it. But in USD, nope. Already paying $930/month for the S6.



Yeah, I've been there. Not often, but I've been there. Once so much I felt physically sick just getting out of bed in the morning knowing I had to go to work. But it was a bad engagement all round, the two partners didn't like each other and I was whipping boy in the middle.

Sucks dude, not much I can say, you put in the time or you move. I finished the engagement and then I resigned from the firm because I was just done. Didn't even have another job to go to, was planning on two or three months break while my wife worked (lol), but an opportunity came up within a month that I couldn't turn down.

Keep plugging.
I wish the only problem was this job that doesn't pay anything with a company run by idiots. Much more shit on my plate right now & shit seems to only be piling on, not coming off.
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I wish the only problem was this job that doesn't pay anything with a company run by idiots. Much more shit on my plate right now & shit seems to only be piling on, not coming off.
Ah, crap, sounds like mostly personal component, that's tougher. You need someone to hash it out with you can always PM me. Sometimes writing stuff out has a clarifying effect on things in terms of how to tackle / approach and what you need to do.
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