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      03-14-2019, 10:30 AM   #21781
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      03-14-2019, 10:34 AM   #21782
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That last one Milton!! Gotta at least have that first cup of coffee!!
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      03-14-2019, 10:48 AM   #21783
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WTF is a friend date? I've never heard of it.

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      03-14-2019, 10:54 AM   #21784
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He set a standard on how she should be treated. I’m Guessing he didn’t get the same treatment from her. And I bet that consideration never remotely crossed her mind. What a piece of trash. He’s a naive dipshit, but she is trash.
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Thata his mom and what are those high water skinny sweats?
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      03-14-2019, 11:01 AM   #21786
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That last one Milton!! Gotta at least have that first cup of coffee!!
Hmmm.....


TMI. Way, way, way too much personal info there.


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      03-14-2019, 11:07 AM   #21787
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He set a standard on how she should be treated. I’m Guessing he didn’t get the same treatment from her. And I bet that consideration never remotely crossed her mind. What a piece of trash. He’s a naive dipshit, but she is trash.
The "#stillsingletho" tops it off perfectly.
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      03-14-2019, 11:18 AM   #21788
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Hmmm.....


TMI. Way, way, way too much personal info there.


Well after almost 26 years of marriage I do know better than to approach the wife about ANYTHING before she has that first cup! After that, game on...
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      03-14-2019, 11:37 AM   #21789
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Well after almost 26 years of marriage I do know better than to approach the wife about ANYTHING before she has that first cup! After that, game on...
Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say your original post did not mention your wife....

Yes. I am a jerk. But you knew that. And so do most of the forums.

(But I like to think I'm a likeable jerk with some redeeming qualities).
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Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to say your original post did not mention your wife....

Yes. I am a jerk. But you knew that. And so do most of the forums.

(But I like to think I'm a likeable jerk with some redeeming qualities).
Hahaha, yes very likeable! I recognized my post was going to be taken the wrong way but it's all in good fun!
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      03-14-2019, 01:27 PM   #21791
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THAT'S why my tinfoil hat hasn't been working so well.

MKSixer why didn't you tell me I need octi under my hat
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THAT'S why my tinfoil hat hasn't been working so well.

MKSixer why didn't you tell me I need octi under my hat
The octi option is only necessary if you're within 1 AU of the offending alien contagion or signal for an extended period of time or you're being probed directly by 1MOREMOD . Other than those instances, you're good with pure tinfoil.
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As a fashion statement, I'd be wearing the head flopped backwards, resembling a mullet. Also provides extended vision potential once the tentacles right in thru the ears.
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Did he kill two people on a plane?
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Did he kill two people on a plane?
The assassin, Delta V got these two...
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Did he kill two people on a plane?
The buckles don't match up for the other two so they died after experiencing turbulence...
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