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I spend one day on the production floor, rather following you lot and this is what I come back to??? Well done all of you. You have made my morning internet time worth while.
Confessional time. I've been holding this one for a while and have eluded to something being awry in the dating thread, and I'm finally to a place where I can discuss it. I have recently been being stalked on social media. Somehow, they got my cell phone number and home address. Pretty scary shit but I think I have it handled now. The kicker regarding said stalker....they aren't female....and I don't mean someone who simply chooses to be not their assigned gender at birth. (I can't believe I just typed that) We are also talking full on stalker. Sending me pictures of myself mowing my yard with my shirt off, etc. In the event that something happens to me, I am relying on you all to make sure this shit gets out. Cold Case Files, Forensic Files, etc. Don't let me get murdered by a stalker with an unsolved case. |
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10-21-2020, 08:45 AM | #4512 | |
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I mean, I'm laughing, but that's also freaky too and I wouldn't like it either. Here's the problem, aside from you going dark on here, how many on here know your full name, address, etc to tell the police something happened and you had a stalker. Aside from your stalker of course...who may very well be on here too. PM me - I have to know some more details. Also, how did you determine this person was a guy and do you know him? |
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10-21-2020, 09:13 AM | #4517 | |
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Very. I let him know over the weekend that he wasn't dealing with someone who will take this lightly. I am a man and will act accordingly in the event that he continued. I'm by no means a victim, but have no reservations making one of someone else. Pass. |
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But I have no issue with some other cabinet position for rebekahb Maybe she could be in charge of culinary infusion? Creole poutine??
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10-21-2020, 12:20 PM | #4521 | ||
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Clearly you don't know the rules when it comes to those chicks we are giving the office to: they both pee their pants when I look hungry. They'll be glad to feed me well, or someone in the office gets it. Now, I might need a second opinion so sucking up to me could work.
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10-21-2020, 12:46 PM | #4522 | |
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You don't scare me. You are a pacifist. So let's be real - nobody in the office is getting it from you. You get hungry, I'll hire your mother in law to cook for you and confine you to quarters till you've eaten everything she made. That ought to make you pipe down on the hunger bit. Bet we won't hear so much as a whimper from you about being hungry after that. rebekahb - starting to reconsider my offer to Lups to act as a body double for UncleWede. Given your location and how you guys like costumes, how do you feel about dressing up as him? You'd have to look something like Pintel from Pirates of the Caribbean in order to pull off the UncleWede look that I always picture in my head when I think of him... Something like this (see Lups - I incorporated the flowing golden locks you always rave about for Wede): |
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10-21-2020, 01:55 PM | #4525 | ||
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Okay, okay, so I was just joking man! I'm all in for any supportive role and I absolutely love canadian mooses! Please, please never ever bring in the big guns again! I know I was acting all macho and I can in close combat take you and most of the other guys out but I'm a kitten, a kitten, I'll purr if you promise not to make me eat her dishes!!! Go prez Kerr and the girly sidekick!!! Want a history lesson? It'll help you with my gender and other shit too like why these Goldie locks adore me this much and since I'll be providing it, I'll be looking really cool afterwards.
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I'd tell you I like you but I'm currently being bullied by the mean prez and my mother-in-law. Still liking the words and I'd like to know if youd be willing to slaughter (a strong word, let's serve them the shit my mil calls food and let them die of hunger) the cabinet members and take over the world with me? K, let's now tell anyone and you can be the prez, I'm okay with being the one doing the real shit anyway.
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Once upon a time there was this world class chauvinist here on the forum. He reigned supreme and all the boys were afraid of him. He used to post pics of his wife in the ot, he thought her being hot was a reflection of him being awesome too.
Then something strange happened. He called out a newcomer, let's call him Mr Cheetos. Well, mr cheetos had issues with his way of life. They got along very well, considering mr cheetos doesn't even english on most days. The big bad wolf got caught by his wife and went away, but the guys on this forum decided the cheetos needed to live on. mr cheetos is is now an ornament of the forum, not because of the awesome wife beater shirt or his bad English, but because even after years of dealing with these ot fucks, he still doesn't give a shit. He has had the pleasure of being a Halloween costume (let it also be known she participated in the contest and lost to... him). He has also formed great friendships all around with mostly other married folks, since his awesomeness doesn't need the drool other hotties on this forum seek. I mean, the cheetos sold me as the spicy dude, I don't need to work on the image anymore. Then there was a slip of a goat, a charity thread which unfortunately made a member have a sex change in the eyes of some. The true believers like wede and joe still talk about mr cheetos, since we all know my bad pacifist ass can sit on their hoods for long enough to scratch their paint. The fear is real. There is more but that's the short version
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Also Lups - that chauvinist dude - if I'm thinking of the right one, he was the weird one, Mexican, but loved American muscle cars...is that the right one? I remember he had a description beside his cars in his signature which I thought the mods would have forced him to change...but he never got dinged somehow. |
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The quote is descriptive yet my balls are bigger than yours. Just saying.
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