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      05-07-2021, 03:47 PM   #2641
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When you stop trimming/shaving downstairs because no one is going to see it. Disclaimer: I am not old yet.

On the flip-side of this, when your wife/girlfriend doesn't shave downstairs for a week and it looks like the furry wall from Get Him to the Greek.
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You know you're old when NOT shaving down there was normal.
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you pushed one of these. Ours had a grass catcher hanging on the back:
We had a King O'Lawn. When you you pushed the lever, the machine pulled you where it wanted to go.
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You know you're old when you remember the Javelin commercials.

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Damn, yeah you're old alright.
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Damn, yeah you're old alright.
Then get off my lawn, kid.
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Then get off my lawn, kid.
I already am! Lol.
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I already am! Lol.
It's an expression here. You say it to the younger...



(I know you get it, just having some fun )
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It's an expression here. You say it to the younger...



(I know you get it, just having some fun )
Haha, I'm all about having some fun man. It's Friday night, I've had some of my wine, I'm fully vaccinated, and I'm getting closer to breaking in my brand new M340i! Doesn't get much better than that! Lol.
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You know you're old when you remember the Javelin commercials.

When I was 15, my father had the 401 version. I did preferred the Matador 401...

https://www.jamesbondlifestyle.com/p...-matador-coupe
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You know you're old when you remember the Javelin commercials.

"Hey Javelin!"
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When your kids want to take care of you, even though you don't need taking care of (yet). lol
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When your kids want to take care of you..
Just looking after their inheritance
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When your kids want to take care of you..
Just looking after their inheritance
You mean, 'snuff me out?' lol
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Knowing when to keep your mouth shut is equally as important as knowing what to say and when. Apparently I still haven't learned either.
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Knowing when to keep your mouth shut is equally as important as knowing what to say and when. Apparently I still haven't learned either.
My problem is, it comes in my brain and it comes out my mouth. Sometimes I can't believe I said it out loud, I thought I only thought it. My filter is gone.
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My problem is, it comes in my brain and it comes out my mouth. Sometimes I can't believe I said it out loud, I thought I only thought it. My filter is gone.
My filter reached end of life many moons ago. It's hilarious at times. I tend to speak what other's are afraid to say without a second thought. The times that it's not hilarious.....well, let's just say people either think I'm crazy or just an ass. They aren't wrong with either....or both.
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You know you're old if...

you've reached your "Best if used by" date.
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You know you're old if you're a regular contributor on this thread.
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You know you're old if you're a regular contributor on this thread.
Unless you forgot that you already did.
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Unless you forgot that you already did.
That would completely underscore my point. Lol.
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That would completely underscore my point. Lol.
Getting old makes you forget things.

Getting old makes you forget things.

You know what happens when you get old?
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