[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Needed a casual belt first, don't want to be caught wearing a Kmart belt by the ladies, can you imagine the embarrassment? Sheesh.

I don't think you realize the panty dropping strength of tacticool apparel.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Fancy shmancy

I'm trying to upgrade in life from normal bloke, to classy bloke in hopes of wooing a wench to fornicate with.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I don't think you realize the panty dropping strength of tacticool apparel.

Once I describe my G.I. Joe collection, the panties are usually so soaked I keep a couple towels in the car for the ride back to the house.

[1MOREMOD]

Get real they pee themselves laughing

[Axius]

They only pee themselves laughing because of my innocuous and witty humour.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm trying to upgrade in life from normal bloke, to classy bloke in hopes of wooing a wench to fornicate with.

This quote alone demonstrates how truly classy you are.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This quote alone demonstrates how truly classy you are.

Thanks.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This quote alone demonstrates how truly classy you are.

Don't encourage the deranged fuck

[gtron]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Don't encourage the deranged fuck

Damn. What did I miss?

[1MOREMOD]

Cylinder and slide commander hammer for mkii

[Axius]

Originally Posted by gtron

Damn. What did I miss?

Just me acquiring goods that are too fancy for peasants so I can find a classy whore to bone under the moon lit coast of Bora Bora.


Nothing out of the usual.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Axius

Just me acquiring goods that are too fancy for peasants so I can find a classy whore to bone under the moon lit coast of Bora Bora.


Nothing out of the usual.

Must be a batman utility belt. Those things are so effing sweet. Women love them.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by gtron

Must be a batman utility belt. Those things are so effing sweet. Women love them.

Go Go Inspector Gadget trench coat. Soooooo many cooler accessories.


Not that many of them work properly, but sooooo much cooler.

[gtron]

Originally Posted by Axius

Go Go Inspector Gadget trench coat. Soooooo many cooler accessories.


Not that many of them work properly, but sooooo much cooler.

Flasher.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by gtron

Flasher.

Puppeteer of the penis.



(It's a real thing)

[Axius]

You guys rag on my high fashion all you want but this belt boosted my self confidence from a 10 to a 100.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

You guys rag on my high fashion all you want but this belt boosted my self confidence from a 10 to a 100.

You need all the boosting you can get with that misshapen hip of yours.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You need all the boosting you can get with that misshapen hip of yours.

And what is with those Jeans? No bedazzling? I thought you were showing off some of your Miss(ter) Me jeans on here earlier.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You need all the boosting you can get with that misshapen hip of yours.

It's a tumor and I'm really self conscious about it.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

And what is with those Jeans? No bedazzling? I thought you were showing off some of your Miss(ter) Me jeans on here earlier.

These are my new Britton jeans. You're thinking of someone else of a different sexual orientation that I don't get along with that had bedazzled jeans.


Come on now. Let's not get carried away here.

[roastbeef]

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[Axius]

New soundbar for the living room.

[AIRPOWER]

Originally Posted by roastbeef

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roastbeef Where did you mount this?

[roastbeef]

Originally Posted by AIRPOWER

roastbeef Where did you mount this?

It's going to go in front of the driver's seat with a custom bracket.