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      08-03-2021, 06:04 PM   #10187
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At 22, the only thing he should be doing, is work and/or college and boffing as many chicks as possible.
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      08-03-2021, 06:14 PM   #10188
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He gets the same treatment I got at this point in life: he's still in college and without children, so he can live under my roof.

When I got the news, I walked into his room, slapped him on the shoulder, and said "IF you need someone to talk about this, you know where I am"

I'm simply airing my OWN pain at the loss of a relationship.


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Fair play. I hope it works out for him. I figure if he's ready to jump ship so quickly, he must be pretty smitten with the new one!
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      08-03-2021, 06:17 PM   #10189
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At 22, the only thing he should be doing, is work and/or college and boffing as many chicks as possible.
Doing what to them?? Reminds me of an Aussie housemate I had a while back; that was his term for it. That or "rooting".
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      08-03-2021, 06:19 PM   #10190
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Doing what to them?? Reminds me of an Aussie housemate I had a while back; that was his term for it. That or "rooting".
I too just had a buddy yesterday utilize the term root when referring to his smallest finger. I got a good chuckle at this new term, and here we are again, less than 24 hours later
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      08-03-2021, 09:53 PM   #10191
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Isn't boffing what our second most recent supreme court justice is into? With Mikey and Squee?

My current whatever is really laying it on thick but a girl I know who also rides made it known she is single. Now it's a "the devil you know" scenario
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      08-03-2021, 10:16 PM   #10192
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At 22, the only thing he should be doing, is work and/or college and boffing as many chicks as possible.
You know what? You might be onto something here.
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      08-04-2021, 12:33 AM   #10193
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Isn't boffing what our second most recent supreme court justice is into? With Mikey and Squee?

My current whatever is really laying it on thick but a girl I know who also rides made it known she is single. Now it's a "the devil you know" scenario
So you've mentioned meatball flags and now riding... do you race or just a rider who watches races?

Also, girls who ride are either awesome or loose cannons.
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      08-04-2021, 08:40 AM   #10194
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So you've mentioned meatball flags and now riding... do you race or just a rider who watches races?

Also, girls who ride are either awesome or loose cannons.
I used to race in SCCA when I was younger but all am, just for bragging rights among friends really. Then at 30 I got back into bikes but now I just do it for fun, wasting a lot of money on tracks but only racing myself. I do watch a ton though, I can get a knee down and save a front-tuck from time to time but those little Spaniards are witches!

I'm all for a girl who rides her own. Being a willing passenger is a rule and the current is all for it but often I have to leave her behind when the gang and I want to go be proper hooligans in the mountains. If she had her own she could still come.
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      08-04-2021, 11:10 AM   #10195
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At 22, the only thing he should be doing, is work and/or college and boffing as many chicks as possible.
And for my niece, who is 4 days younger? She should be out getting rooted?
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And for my niece, who is 4 days younger? She should be out getting rooted?

......aaaaand this is how a thread dies. I hear crickets chirping.

No?

Only if she wants it?

The second Tuesday of every month?

I'm grasping at straws here Wede.
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And for my niece, who is 4 days younger? She should be out getting rooted?

......aaaaand this is how a thread dies. I hear crickets chirping.
I think everybody is caught up in their dating lives and forgetting to post about it; presumably because things are going well at the moment?!?!
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Not at all, flirting of course, not more.
I think the masked smile is sometimes kinda sexy like a bikini, when you see a beauty but you cant see her face in total so you try to figure.
Ok, this could be gone sideways also, but almost not
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      08-04-2021, 02:41 PM   #10199
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Not at all, flirting of course, not more.
I think the masked smile is sometimes kinda sexy like a bikini, when you see a beauty but you cant see her face in total so you try to figure.
Ok, this could be gone sideways also, but almost not
That is until she finally removes the mask and has Austin Powers teeth
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I think everybody is caught up in their dating lives and forgetting to post about it; presumably because things are going well at the moment?!?!
Definitely not the case on this end. Currently doing damage control.
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I think everybody is caught up in their dating lives and forgetting to post about it; presumably because things are going well at the moment?!?!
Definitely not the case on this end. Currently doing damage control.
Fill us in.
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      08-04-2021, 02:58 PM   #10202
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Mine is coming over to make me dinner with some conditions to make up for accusing me of cheating. Not really much to say yet, just depends on how she behaves.

I wasnt looking to make a move on the moto lady at the moment.
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Mine is coming over to make me dinner with some conditions to make up for accusing me of cheating. Not really much to say yet, just depends on how she behaves.

I wasnt looking to make a move on the moto lady at the moment.
The worst feeling is being accused of doing something you truly aren't doing.
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And for my niece, who is 4 days younger? She should be out getting rooted?
Oh no, she’s supposed to stop guys from boffing her.
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I need reality cameras set up. How does this stuff keep happening to me? Walk out of surgeon’s apartment. Had a nice lunch. In the lobby as I’m walking out I hear “Sara?”
And the voice belonged to…..?
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Guess!! Why does the universe hate me?
A pilot.


What did I win?
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      08-05-2021, 06:56 PM   #10207
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First of all what was HE doing there? Don’t you have planes to fly? Secondly, I was panicking. Surgeon is on the top floor and has a clear view of anyone walking out of the lobby and straight to the large sky scraper (where I work). There’s no way I can go around the back or anything. I froze like a deer in headlights and
And…..?

This is like herding cats with a squirt gun!
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I should delete all these before the guys hound me?
Don’t worry they won’t see a thing.
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