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      02-27-2020, 11:29 AM   #3323
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* tilts head and reads again as if that will help me understand what the hell Uncle is talking about *
If you're understanding what he's talking about, you're in BAD shape.
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      02-27-2020, 11:36 AM   #3324
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Yes

I'm off next Friday, I could come by then. Gives you time to adjust your will/etc

I'm not sure I will make it to then. Dr took me off <insert some med name> because my heart is beating too slow and he said it could just stop
* tilts head and reads again as if that will help me understand what the hell Uncle is talking about *
Yes it is my dad.
Then the conversation we had.

He doesn't think he can wait until next Friday to show me the estate papers because the Dr told him his heart may just stop beating

How the hell does Superman's heart just stop beating??????
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Yes it is my dad.
Then the conversation we had.

He doesn't think he can wait until next Friday to show me the estate papers because the Dr told him his heart may just stop beating

How the hell does Superman's heart just stop beating??????
OK, makes sense now. I thought you were responding to my comments about my parents, or thought you had a chance to stop my clock and come take my stuff. I feel better now.
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      02-27-2020, 11:48 AM   #3326
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Yes it is my dad.
Then the conversation we had.

He doesn't think he can wait until next Friday to show me the estate papers because the Dr told him his heart may just stop beating

How the hell does Superman's heart just stop beating??????
OK, makes sense now. I thought you were responding to my comments about my parents, or thought you had a chance to stop my clock and come take my stuff. I feel better now.
MK gets stuff

Well, that is the other issue I'm equally worried about. I am responsible as the second administrator of the family trust with distributing Superman's stuff. My brothers will complain about his new wife getting stuff. And I will do EXACTLY what the will says. He already talked to her and she wants nothing but him with her. He's planning to give her 1/5 when she's legally entitled to 1/3. She will leave the "homestead" and move to one of the other houses
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      02-27-2020, 11:50 AM   #3327
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"Let's go, fuck-face!" at the top of my lungs for good measure. Several other motorists and a few pedestrians took notice of my "coaching" and several laughed. Oops-a-daisy.
The other day, some jerk cut me off so bad I had to slam the brakes not to rear end him. And of course the purpose of his B line to the left lane was to crawl along. I palmed the horn and must have hit the voice activation and yelled FUCKING GO - The next thing I hear is Call John Doe. I laughed my ass off.
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      02-27-2020, 11:54 AM   #3328
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The other day, some jerk cut me off so bad I had to slam the brakes not to rear end him. And of course the purpose of his B line to the left lane was to crawl along. I palmed the horn and must have hit the voice activation and yelled FUCKING GO - The next thing I hear is Call John Doe. I laughed my ass off.
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      02-27-2020, 12:01 PM   #3329
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I don't have the imagination to see this. Could you possibly make a video recreating this for a poor old man with a complete lack of imagination?

Thanks so much!!
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Superman = dad? I have issues with both my parents right now. It's so hard. We all know at some point that the roles will reverse and we will have to take care of our parents but damn, it comes fast. Can someone please stop the clock, just for a little while?
Same here. My parents are young, but now paying for not taking care of themselves. It's hard to watch and so exhausting because there is constantly something going on.

My dad got out of rehab Tuesday. He's been in the hospital and rehab for almost 5 weeks. I took him home, then had to go drop off his prescriptions. Then get their groceries, take them back and put them up, then go to a different place to get his insulin, then back later to pick up his medicine that I had dropped off earlier.

Yesterday was Dialysis..and that will happen 3X a week. Dr.'s appointment today, and one scheduled each week for the next 5 weeks with different specialties.

And then I have to check on them constantly because I'm scared I am missing something.
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Let me sing some Smokey for you. Just my magination, running away with me
Well played, milady. Well played!!
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Let me sing some Smokey for you. Just my magination, running away with me
You can sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" over a cheap walkie-talkie for all I give a shit. Just give us the damn video!
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Confession:

Lately I've gotten a kick out of telling people with X brand bro truck covered in giant emblems they have a nice truck, but instead calling it by the wrong brand.

Example: Dodge heavy duty truck lifted with Cummins stickers all over it

Me: "Dude, that's a sweet PowerStroke"

Their look = priceless.

I also only do it to people who are clearly acting like an ahole in traffic.
At least around here, those guys all look the same. Baseball cap, often with the brand of their truck on it. Wrap-around sunglasses, perched on the cap if it's dark out. Facial hair, typically a "Prison Pussy" style like a goatee or a Fu Manchu.
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At least around here, those guys all look the same. Baseball cap, often with the brand of their truck on it. Wrap-around sunglasses, perched on the cap if it's dark out. Facial hair, typically a "Prison Pussy" style like a goatee or a Fu Manchu.
I do this sometimes...
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I do this sometimes...
We're going to let this slide, since we haven't found any other style infractions. Don't push your luck by wearing too much cheap drug-store after shave or sporting an arm-band tribal tattoo, or the leniency will evaporate like a Red Bull puked onto hot tar.
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At least around here, those guys all look the same. Baseball cap, often with the brand of their truck on it. Wrap-around sunglasses, perched on the cap if it's dark out. Facial hair, typically a "Prison Pussy" style like a goatee or a Fu Manchu.
I do this sometimes...
But it's one of the BPOT APPROVED tin foil, so we will let it slide
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At least around here, those guys all look the same. Baseball cap, often with the brand of their truck on it. Wrap-around sunglasses, perched on the cap if it's dark out. Facial hair, typically a "Prison Pussy" style like a goatee or a Fu Manchu.
I have a goatee! None of the others apply to me, though.

I look like a complete idiot in a baseball cap. No matter how I try to wear it
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I do this sometimes...
Please tell us you don't wear the cap backwards. Unless you're playing catcher in a baseball game, nothing screams "douchebag" like the cap-on-backwards.
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I look like a complete idiot in a baseball cap. No matter how I try to wear it
Glad you realize it. Millions don't, and make the rest of us suffer.
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Please tell us you don't wear the cap backwards. Unless you're playing catcher in a baseball game, nothing screams "douchebag" like the cap-on-backwards.
Never have, never will. If I'm shooting a long gun, I take it off.
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We're going to let this slide, since we haven't found any other style infractions. Don't push your luck by wearing too much cheap drug-store after shave or sporting an arm-band tribal tattoo, or the leniency will evaporate like a Red Bull puked onto hot tar.
None of those and my fav fragrance is Dolce.

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Same here. My parents are young, but now paying for not taking care of themselves. It's hard to watch and so exhausting because there is constantly something going on.

My dad got out of rehab Tuesday. He's been in the hospital and rehab for almost 5 weeks. I took him home, then had to go drop off his prescriptions. Then get their groceries, take them back and put them up, then go to a different place to get his insulin, then back later to pick up his medicine that I had dropped off earlier.

Yesterday was Dialysis..and that will happen 3X a week. Dr.'s appointment today, and one scheduled each week for the next 5 weeks with different specialties.

And then I have to check on them constantly because I'm scared I am missing something.


dam man, i hope you findd a way to manage all of this not only physically, but mentally as well. As selfish as this may sound, always find time to take care of yourself too.
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So you're telling me you hate the 3-series more than the Pontiac Aztek?
From my pov I could kicking them instantly from the road if my car won't worth too much to pay them the attention.
To understand this: 3 series (especially the E-series) are the status symbol into the hood and most of the drivers have an IQ below my toast.
So they're driving, speaking, you name it.
To be fair: There are enough Audi-retards too, but they won't show off as much as the bimmers.
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