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      03-09-2011, 06:33 PM   #1
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      03-09-2011, 07:03 PM   #2
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Not largest in terms of size ...but definitely in terms of sheer intensity :

Elaine's ass

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      03-09-2011, 08:26 PM   #3
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Not largest in terms of size ...but definitely in terms of sheer intensity :

Elaine's ass

Is her avatar her face?
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      03-09-2011, 08:35 PM   #6
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We know you are not into Asians, JK
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Elaine does have a tight ass though. Me likey
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      03-09-2011, 10:22 PM   #10
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you're high, I've seen a pic of her face and she is cute
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      03-09-2011, 10:23 PM   #11
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you're high, I've seen a pic of her face and she is cute
Ive seen them too. I stand by my original assessment.
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      03-09-2011, 10:25 PM   #12
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Ive seen them too. I stand by my original assessment.
you are jaded today
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      03-09-2011, 10:27 PM   #13
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Jay must have gotten some bad sushi today
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      03-09-2011, 10:29 PM   #14
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Jay must have gotten some bad sushi today
I dislike sushi. And I dont want to have sexual relations with asian girls. I can admit when I find one to be attractive. But even even being attractive doesn't make me want to have sex with them. They can keep their little chocolate chip nipples to themselves.
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I dislike sushi. And I dont want to have sexual relations with asian girls. I can admit when I find one to be attractive. But even even being attractive doesn't make me want to have sex with them. They can keep their little chocolate chip nipples to themselves.
Sometime I swear we are clones...
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      03-09-2011, 10:34 PM   #18
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she is Filipino
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being attractive makes me want to have sex with them. But it doesn't make me want to necessarily go through the steps required to end up having sex with them. I rike herro kitty too!!!! FML
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      03-09-2011, 10:38 PM   #20
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she is Filipino
HERSHEY FUCKEN NIPPLES
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      03-09-2011, 10:39 PM   #21
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I dislike sushi. And I dont want to have sexual relations with asian girls. I can admit when I find one to be attractive. But even even being attractive doesn't make me want to have sex with them. They can keep their little chocolate chip nipples to themselves.
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I'm just sooooo not attracted to Asian men or women.
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      03-09-2011, 10:40 PM   #22
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HERSHEY FUCKEN NIPPLES
whatever dude, I would blast that shit with the force of 1000 suns
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