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      01-24-2020, 09:00 AM   #52141
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No, I KNOW he has a dash cam. And more likely than not, some blunt item in his trunk. But the Adidas wear...well, that's the question mark in my mind!
Is he this guy?

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      01-24-2020, 11:42 AM   #52142
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Is he this guy?

Only Ivan knows....but the russian dash cam videos never cease to interest me.
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      01-24-2020, 01:03 PM   #52143
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Only Ivan knows....but the russian dash cam videos never cease to interest me.
I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
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      01-24-2020, 01:48 PM   #52145
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I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
You should narrate those videos!
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      01-26-2020, 08:01 PM   #52146
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I always enjoy how calm they are in the videos.

"You sir, have cut me off whilst traveling to the local vodka emporium. Rather than be upset with you and go on about my day. I'm going to, very calmly, get out of my car, walk slowly to my trunk, unsheathe whatever make-shift, doomsday device I had the forethought to pack in my boot, for just such an occasion and then show it to you. At this time, you will expose a bigger weapon and/or 3 more guys you have in tow. Then I will nod my head at you as a sign of defeat and bid you adieu."
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You should narrate those videos!
Best videos online. Complete crap storms, one and all!!
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      01-31-2020, 11:12 AM   #52147
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      02-01-2020, 10:50 AM   #52148
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      02-01-2020, 04:44 PM   #52150
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      02-02-2020, 01:32 AM   #52151
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Hey shoei - brought home another pet last week
Dinner?
Bruh - that's just terrible.

Adopted this massive guy last week. He is almost blind, and we plan to let him pasture and retire with Waffles and the goats.

Did I mention he is MASSIVE.
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Hey shoei - brought home another pet last week
Dinner?
Bruh - that's just terrible.

Adopted this massive guy last week. He is almost blind, and we plan to let him pasture and retire with Waffles and the goats.

Did I mention he is MASSIVE.
Looks impressive... Noble Steed...

Waffles has a play pal now!!!
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Love horses. My dad has two.
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      02-06-2020, 01:46 PM   #52154
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Ugh back from vacation for 2 weeks and I don't wanna do anything lol
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land slide in tennessee? isn't Run Silent down there?
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land slide in tennessee? isn't Run Silent down there?
Yeah - that was in Morris Chapel, I believe - which is about 450 miles from me - so not really a worry, lol.

Side note though is we have been receiving a ton of rain - the most ever recorded in history in Feb, and it's only the 20th. Snowing all day today, though.
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Yeah - that was in Morris Chapel, I believe - which is about 450 miles from me - so not really a worry, lol.

Side note though is we have been receiving a ton of rain - the most ever recorded in history in Feb, and it's only the 20th. Snowing all day today, though.
But his castle is atop the hill, so only the measly serfs are suffering.

At least until they all die and can't provide him services any more.

First world problems thread is thataway



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I've been perpetually interested in the Hellcat so calling dibs before one of the parasites like MK gets here!

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