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Not only do you end up with a dump on your chest, I've got $10 that says when she puts the blindfold on you and proceeds to give you the best BJ of your life...well...let's just say that's where the BF comes into this little scene. ![]() |
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I'm no expert nor even mildly curious but I can see where that might be a problem.
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"hey man how'd you manage to be the laughing stock of a bunch of bmw enthusiasts"
"i got blown by a dude in a threeway when i was blindfolded" let's NOT make this happen - is there a more fun way of handling this and running away or do we cut losses and run the fuck away? |
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Still fun = get some pics and share with your brothers and sisters here (protecting her identity) Less fun but probably the right thing to do = tell her you didn't know she had a boyfriend and can't go on chatting with her because it's not right, and you put yourself in his shoes. |
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For some reason while reading through these posts the STD thread keeps showing up in my mind.
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for me, i wouldn't deal...this will only end ugly. like damn i gotta have enough energy for this bdsm shit. usually i get ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Seriously though, step back and read that text: I need you to be super cute so that I dont feel bad about treating you like shit. WTF ![]() She clearly gets off on hurting men, literally, and both emotionally and physically dominating them. There are dudes out there who seriously get off on that kind of thing. I don't get the sense you are one of them. I get the sense you are a regular old dude who is thinking "a little rough stuff, some kinky fun, might be interesting." She's sending you tips on how to care for your f*cking wounds afterwards. Seriously man, you are in waaaaaaaay over your head. If she was a good person who just happened to be into BDSM she'd be looking for a like minded partner who knows what they are getting into and who fully gets off on being submissive. Her fetish (admittedly I've only seen that one text and your comments) seems to be focused on dominating men who don't know what they are in for. That's pretty F'd up. If you are curious about exploring BDSM, cool, go find yourself a professional dominatrix who will tailor the experience to the level YOU are interested in exploring. There's no emotions involved and you're in the hands of a pro. if you hook up with this chick for whatever she has in mind, you are at her mercy. You may not be able to control that situation and whose to say the BF doesn't show up. it could be a sick little game her and her BF play; ensnaring unwitting men. If you decide to hook up with her, for the love of God, control the situation in every way possible. Bring her to your place. Don't go to hers. You drive, don't let her pick you up. Etc. |
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Not_Judy my dude thank you for your continued input too i am not into that stuff whatsoever, especially with the stuff you mention i am not about that no worries. but yes basically backing the FUCK up seems like the thing i should be doing - this is why i posted here and asked for you guys' inputs. otherwise i was literally thinking the way you described. ![]() after the shitshow i caused, if anyone's near chicago hit me up. i'd love to buy you guys a beer or two for potentially saving my ass ![]() |
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i would say if she doesnt currently know where you live, dont go to your place. get a hotel room or some shit.
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i'm on a college campus i know i can get easier and/or hotter chicks to come back with me after a night out who are NOT into some sick twisted shit so don't worry, she's not coming here.
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Holy shit at the turn this thread has taken. This is straight up gold!
Dude, cut your losses on this one. No way near the risk for the potential of all that can go wrong. I know people that try use the female to try to sucker guys into a situation with their male friend. Almost got suckered into this once. Had an extremely attractive chick who I would have loved to have got with. She invited me over for sex and there was a dude there. She tried over and over again for me to allow homeboy to do stuff with me. She offered me anything I wanted if she could watch him give me head. Not saying there is anything wrong with that for other people, just not what I'm in to. Run man.....not only run but sprint. .....and I think we all deserve to see a pic of this chick now. |
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Pic of turn down or it already DID happen
I hope when you get to be old and grey that you don't regret not taking a chance ![]()
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i did my week's homework, updated my linkedin & resume for the career fair tomorrow and i'm feeling great, don't need any distractions on my journey to success. a bmw m4 doesn't come when you are being violated ![]() let's consider this to be the end of this saga, im not taking any chances with this chick. |
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