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07-15-2015, 09:30 PM | #90 |
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only when I saw that hand drawn dyno chart that I realized this was a joke thanks
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07-15-2015, 09:38 PM | #91 | ||
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Bmw is strict with modifications. I would not recommend taking any car to service with this still on. Anyone who is not accustomed to this kind of power could crash by accident, and if you don't report all that has been done, you'd likely lose your warranty. Manufacturer can only be sued in Finland, since her lawyer who works for free lives there. All claims have to be made in Finnish also. There have been some moderate offers made, the op got the mentioned range of 5 000 -5 001 dollars, but I know for sure one member was offered a deal of less than 4 501. I can not mention the exact sum, it could potentially hurt businesses everywhere. Real issues have been reported with the dct production line. Reliable members have complained about fitment issues, and the manufacturer has with all politeness that is required to keep this business blooming answered the complaints. The report that was made by an independent company shows, that the issue is the clients. Apparently Americans with dct's in theirs are pussies, and they better drive Nissan's in demanding conditions. Also, it seems mw as the color rebels against anything cool. As the spokes person for this wonderful product, a valuable one as you can see from the customs stamp, I would advice you not to get one. I didn't find one apology in your post, so in heart you must be an American. Your installation would require our technician to deliver and to install it personally, and that would pump up the overall cost for you to a whole pint of beer. Our marketing team is headed to Canada in a few weeks, so you have time to reconsider this still.
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07-15-2015, 09:45 PM | #92 | |
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Not true. It has been in my glove box for months, with your M hat. Email me again the address and it will be sent this week with a complimentary parking brake cover.
Your patience will be rewarded.
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07-15-2015, 09:46 PM | #93 |
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LOL ok if I can find your e-mail address again.
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07-15-2015, 09:49 PM | #94 | ||
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Damnit. It was all for good fun, but there are ten people with shift knob covers made of yarns that cost more than gold because I opened my big mouth and called our members who live in cold climate pussies with no problem solving skills. Well, their problem sure was solved, and I learned how to knit weird patterns and shapes.
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07-15-2015, 10:03 PM | #95 |
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Do you make the DCT version? That I hope will help my car grow a clutch pedal :
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What are you Implying?!?! I paid big money for that dyno! State of the art, I was told! Quote:
I mean, a word that applies here, but still a strong one
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07-15-2015, 10:09 PM | #97 | |
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We have had issues with dct products. Is yours mw by any chance?
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07-15-2015, 10:15 PM | #98 |
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07-15-2015, 10:17 PM | #99 | ||
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The beauty of this thread has always been how simple solutions in issues any car manufacturer would end up spending millions on are. I truly believe many folks who spend their time complaining about minor issues and blame them on BMW, could learn from this. As stupid as this is: As a solution, it does work. By far, this is my favorite thread here. I got really good laughs with the reread again.
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07-15-2015, 10:21 PM | #100 | ||
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I'll make you one for being an excellent sport! A sense of humor is too rare these days.
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07-15-2015, 10:23 PM | #101 |
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You guys (and gals) are just loco indeed this was a very enjoyable thread and I am going to bed with a smile and dreaming that the fairy lady will make me a M DCT cozie bonne nuit.
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07-15-2015, 10:33 PM | #102 | ||
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07-15-2015, 10:59 PM | #104 |
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That dyno almost had me convinced. I mean the stock curve just flattens out, whereas the cozy tune goes through the roof. Here I was looking forward to to being able to keep my car in first gear, all the time. But seeing as how the company apparently will not sell to closet Americans, driving mineral white cars with DCT's, I'll just have to spend my modding dollar somewhere else.
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07-15-2015, 11:04 PM | #105 | |
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Upper body muscle strength! Stretch it! You damn man have tried to ruin the image of perfection given to this mod, and it will not fly! I will report you if you do not stop accusing the company of poor build quality.
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07-15-2015, 11:17 PM | #106 | ||
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I calculated the cots of making one, and if we leave out the fact that I have no talents so these all are never made on the first try, with shipping, they'd still be over 40bucks with free labor. Sadly, the resale value will never hit the dollar mark shown in the shipping info. *Bimmerpost is very strict with their vendor policy, so I must mention this again: Only the geekiest of the cool folks are deemed worthy of one, and they receive theirs for absolutely free. All costs are covered by me.*
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07-16-2015, 03:45 AM | #107 |
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Ahhh so that's you ! It's evident as an MW owner that you didn't for installation instructions and as such us DCT owners can't benefit from this unique hand made sartoria garment, "Made in Finland"
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07-16-2015, 10:57 AM | #109 | ||
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I am sorry but your bacon is like a product formed by a committee. A good idea in theory, but tastes awful. It is something we Finns would come up with. There is absolutely nothing wrong with mineral white. Dentists all over the world love it. Sadly, cool modifications such as this are in such a high demand, we can limit our customer base. After an independent study was made to show why certain customers were experiencing abnormal amount of issues in their installation, the study clearly showed it is the fault of the paint. Our support line is still getting whining calls from the last shipment. A.I.V. prides itself on our fabulous tech support on all issues that concern our products, but the study shows clearly, this product can not be paired with an American owner and mineral white. Dct warmer line has encountered many difficulties over the months. It appears the dct owners who provide the measurements under or over estimate the size of their stick. This can only happen if they don't use theirs, so we feel they would benefit from a pair of gloves more.
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See? Perfect fit. Stop blaming white cars! Last edited by Wah; 07-17-2015 at 09:07 AM.. |
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