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      01-22-2020, 06:23 AM   #463
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Lest the MLK holiday mess you up , it's almost Wednesday!

Now_Rudi you going to bottle/sell your favorite lotion??
Absolutely not!

Everyone else needs to find their own GF spit. Pro tip: keep them hydrated boys.
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oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah it's freakin Wednesday boys!!!!!!
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      01-22-2020, 05:40 PM   #467
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      01-22-2020, 06:16 PM   #468
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      01-23-2020, 01:30 PM   #469
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Pro tip: keep them hydrated boys.

But, alcohol de-hydrates
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      01-23-2020, 04:22 PM   #470
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But, alcohol de-hydrates
I don't have to get them drunk anymore. Handing them 2 bottles of water along with a simple, "You'll understand and thank me soon enough" piques their curiosity.

I'm too old to deal with drunken ladies anymore. If they have to be intoxicated to get it on with me, I'll find one that doesn't. When you get to a certain age, or date women a certain age, what they will do to you sober is way beyond what younger girls will do when they are drunk, plus you don't have to deal with their drunk asses later.
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      01-23-2020, 05:07 PM   #471
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I don't have to get them drunk anymore. Handing them 2 bottles of water along with a simple, "You'll understand and thank me soon enough" piques their curiosity.

I'm too old to deal with drunken ladies anymore. If they have to be intoxicated to get it on with me, I'll find one that doesn't. When you get to a certain age, or date women a certain age, what they will do to you sober is way beyond what younger girls will do when they are drunk, plus you don't have to deal with their drunk asses later.
LOL....also when intoxicated...their "gag reflex" is more sensitive.
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      01-29-2020, 09:27 PM   #473
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"Gentlemen, start your Wednesday "
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Damn misfire
I thought I posted this morning

"Gentlemen, start your Wednesday "
No, I'm tired & have a headache
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No, I'm tired & have a headache
Don't you hate, when it's Wednesday, and you are busy on your phone, and then a BPOT pop-up stops EVERYTHING and you have to start all over?????
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Don't you hate, when it's Wednesday, and you are busy on your phone, and then a BPOT pop-up stops EVERYTHING and you have to start all over?????
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      02-12-2020, 11:42 AM   #478
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Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?
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Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?
I always thought he was a little whacky.
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      04-29-2020, 07:27 PM   #482
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Can you believe that OP guy is going no fap on us?
Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.
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      04-29-2020, 07:34 PM   #483
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Yeah, I’ve heard people say he said he stopped because he “use to rub my nipples like a sissy to and thought wtf, im a man, i dont do this, i need to put it away and use it when i must.”

And he also wants healthier eyebrows.

This is all second hand though, but sounds reasonable.
No absolutely not. Dont make it weird, again.
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No absolutely not. Dont make it weird, again.
This.

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