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      07-04-2020, 06:32 PM   #28249
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Probably why I'm divorced...
I just showed this to my wife and she gave me THAT look.

I’ve moved into the media room for a little while
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      07-04-2020, 06:57 PM   #28251
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I just showed this to my wife and she gave me THAT look.

I’ve moved into the media room for a little while
The meme is like a gun. It's neither good nor bad...it's what you do with it!
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I just showed this to my wife and she gave me THAT look.

I’ve moved into the media room for a little while
Left it up on my laptop and the wife snorted and rolled her eyes. But it's ok, because she knows I do more dishes than her
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      07-04-2020, 11:44 PM   #28253
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Probably why I'm divorced...
I gave my wife a oreck vacuum cleaner for her birthday, she seemed happy, nice dinner out and all is well, never had a cleaning lady because she doesn't think it'll be done thorough enough


If it's to do in our home it's her job.

Im not a caveman, I clean and cook too but not nearly as much

She loves our home, our son took his 1st bath in our kitchen sink, having a neat home and well fed family gives her pride I think or I'm totally wrong and she's building up hate, maybe feeding me rat poison little at a time so not to get caught
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      07-05-2020, 02:45 AM   #28254
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Probably why I'm divorced...
I gave my wife a oreck vacuum cleaner for her birthday, she seemed happy, nice dinner out and all is well, never had a cleaning lady because she doesn't think it'll be done thorough enough


If it's to do in our home it's her job.

Im not a caveman, I clean and cook too but not nearly as much

She loves our home, our son took his 1st bath in our kitchen sink, having a neat home and well fed family gives her pride I think or I'm totally wrong and she's building up hate, maybe feeding me rat poison little at a time so not to get caught
Ticking time bomb
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      07-05-2020, 10:58 AM   #28255
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      07-05-2020, 07:14 PM   #28256
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-05-2020, 07:51 PM   #28257
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      07-06-2020, 08:43 AM   #28260
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We are pleased to announce our previous July 2020 Disaster Continuum Program, which included Murder Hornets, has been enhanced with a lovely addition: Flying Snakes.

We know that this addition will continue to add to the joy and wonder that 2020 has been to all beginning with our COVID-19 program Pandemic, Racial Unrest, Rioting and Looting, Hong Kong Totalitarianization, Australian Fires, and African Dust Storm.

If there are any additional disaster entries you'd like to see, please let us know and we shall endeavor to please you.

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By Popular Demand, we are interrupting our Current July Disaster Continuum program for a fantastic new addition. And by new, we mean old: Everyone please welcome back, The Bubonic Plague. That's right. Though long forgotten it's ready to make a comeback to spectacular effect. Revealing itself in China, the origin of so much of our best work, The Bubonic Plague is poised to rip through the population with results that may make the COVID 19 crisis look like a toddlers birthday party. Here is a link back to the good old days as a reminder: http://www.themiddleages.net/plague.html

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