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      10-23-2016, 06:03 PM   #41141
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Brunch for how many???

Your bacon to other food ratio is severely off. You can't have only one strip of bacon per egg and if another food is included, even more bacon is required.

You may be disqualified from OT, we'll wait for the judge, Axius to make his decision.
He's attending to national business but can concur. I do like lots of eggs though sunny side up.
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Brunch for how many???

Your bacon to other food ratio is severely off. You can't have only one strip of bacon per egg and if another food is included, even more bacon is required.

You may be disqualified from OT, we'll wait for the judge, Axius to make his decision.
He's attending to national business but can concur. I do like lots of eggs though sunny side up.
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      10-23-2016, 06:09 PM   #41143
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I just woke up and I'm sober, dunno?
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      10-23-2016, 06:12 PM   #41144
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It was a fluke. Everybody calm down.
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I don't wanna follow anyone's rules I can do it sometimes but not be expected to conform, alien blood.
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Saw the accountant the other night, liked it.
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Saw the accountant the other night, liked it.
He got you some money back?
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      10-23-2016, 06:20 PM   #41148
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No he shot a barrett 50bmg.
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      10-23-2016, 06:27 PM   #41149
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I'm just gonna pass through your country, not staying.
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He's attending to national business but can concur. I do like lots of eggs though sunny side up.
I like eggs too, copious amounts actually. But, if you're going to serve bacon with eggs, there needs to be at least a 2 strips of bacon per egg ratio.

Pretty sure this is man law.
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      10-23-2016, 06:29 PM   #41150
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Kinda like 2 beers per wing rule?

On the road I eat a lot of hardboiled eggs, cans of tuna and drink protein powder.
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Saw the accountant the other night, liked it.
It was awesome!

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He got you some money back?
Not THAT kind of accountant!!

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No he shot a barrett 50bmg.
He shot a Barret 50bmg OFFHAND!! Complete badassery!!
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No he shot a barrett 50bmg.
Makes just about every movie better.
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Yeah was a solid movie with some story to it. Also finally saw suicide squad last night. ANY movie with more guns is better.
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      10-23-2016, 06:44 PM   #41155
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I thought you knew this
I knew about yesterday. You were on 1st. I was on 3rd.

Didn't know about today.
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Yeah was a solid movie with some story to it. Also finally saw suicide squad last night. ANY movie with more guns is better.
Guns, Fighter Planes, Aircraft Carriers, Submarines, Women, Spacecraft, etc. All important elements of great movies. Almost forgot...flamethrowers.
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Batchelor boy this week. Pizza and donuts for dinner. lol
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Guns, Fighter Planes, Aircraft Carriers, Submarines, Women, Spacecraft, etc. All important elements of great movies. Almost forgot...flamethrowers.
Don't forget boobs and butts
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Batchelor boy this week. Pizza and donuts for dinner. lol
Im assuming cold pizza and hot sauce is tomorrows dinner menu?
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      10-23-2016, 07:59 PM   #41160
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Batchelor boy this week. Pizza and donuts for dinner. lol
Cut me a slice. A big fat one.
I almost just bought some donuts for charity right now but I walked away. I would eat the whole box in one sitting.
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Im assuming cold pizza and hot sauce is tomorrows dinner menu?
What kind of barbarian do you think i am?!?! I don't need hot sauce to make my cold pizza better.

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Cut me a slice. A big fat one.
I almost just bought some donuts for charity right now but I walked away. I would eat the whole box in one sitting.
It doesn't help that these donuts are mini raspberry filled bundles of heaven that just jump into your mouth. One right after another.
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Raspberry donuts, man card revoked
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