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      03-24-2021, 12:24 PM   #31901
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Well, he was pointing a taser at him, not a gun that fires bullets. And he subsequently experienced the joy of a taser. I'm surprised he shook it off that quick though.
Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.
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Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.
There's also a good chance that the guy was under the influence of something that reduced the effect of the taser allowing him to rebound quicker.
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There's also a good chance that the guy was under the influence of something that reduced the effect of the taser allowing him to rebound quicker.
Do you think?
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Well, you know... just sayin'.
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Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.
I've been Tased - common misconception is the recovery time. It doesn't knock you out or even make you woozy after the current stops. As soon as the current stops, you're back to normal instantly. The movies make you think a quick stun to the neck will knock you out - it won't.

Few points (Ha! get it?) You don't feel the barbs hit you - the pain from the current pretty much overrides any other feelings you may have. It hurts like hell and essentially feels like a vibrating full body muscle cramp turned up to 11. The 5 second "ride" is agonizing, but after the 5 seconds you're back to normal.
Now the fun part - the barbs need to be yanked out. They are pretty much straight fish hooks with little barbs on them. They get yanked out in one quick pull and there is very little pain - that area is probably just a little numb for a minute or two. A Bandaid over each barb wound and you're good to go.
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I lost count but she had to have given that guy 7 or 8 rides.
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Yeah I thought it was the US at first, i'm like how's he not dead?
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I lost count but she had to have given that guy 7 or 8 rides.
Good job! Right in the McNuggets...
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Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.
I've been Tased - common misconception is the recovery time. It doesn't knock you out or even make you woozy after the current stops. As soon as the current stops, you're back to normal instantly. The movies make you think a quick stun to the neck will knock you out - it won't.

Few points (Ha! get it?) You don't feel the barbs hit you - the pain from the current pretty much overrides any other feelings you may have. It hurts like hell and essentially feels like a vibrating full body muscle cramp turned up to 11. The 5 second "ride" is agonizing, but after the 5 seconds you're back to normal.
Now the fun part - the barbs need to be yanked out. They are pretty much straight fish hooks with little barbs on them. They get yanked out in one quick pull and there is very little pain - that area is probably just a little numb for a minute or two. A Bandaid over each barb wound and you're good to go.
thanks. I never expect to be tasered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it
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thanks. I never expect to be tapered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it
Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.

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Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.
I remember that. I think it was on my local news. Bummer for the poor guy.
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Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.

Clearly, he's not your BRO.
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What did he do anyways?
He asked a cheeky question, along with a legitimate one, both of which John Kerry was willing to answer, and the cops were being overzealous.

He was arrested for a felony ("resistance") and two misdemeanors (interrupting a school function and disturbing the peace), and he agreed to probation so they would drop the charges.
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Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.
I've been Tased - common misconception is the recovery time. It doesn't knock you out or even make you woozy after the current stops. As soon as the current stops, you're back to normal instantly. The movies make you think a quick stun to the neck will knock you out - it won't.

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thanks. I never expect to be tasered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it
...... the flaw in your reasoning is this.... the taser fires a 5 second ride. This can be shortened by flipping the safety switch off. OR it can be lengthened. Each trigger pull is a 5 second ride, but if the trigger is pressed and held it'll run until the trigger is released. So basically if you have a run in with a taser you can probably hero your way through a 5 second ride, but after a few rides back to back you'll be toast.

something like this....
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! Damn man ok quit doin that
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