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      09-25-2014, 08:14 AM   #859
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what? stay away from finland because of rapper. seems like legit advice.
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      09-25-2014, 09:26 AM   #860
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what? stay away from finland because of rapper. seems like legit advice.
Dude, even German will bend better than Finnish. One day someone will mess with your sound system, and then you will need therapy.

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      09-25-2014, 11:57 AM   #862
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      09-25-2014, 12:42 PM   #863
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what? stay away from finland because of rapper. seems like legit advice.
Wow, I feel like such an ignoramous. To think this whole time that a Finnish rapper would be someone of great stature.


I have been well warned. I will avoid such people on my next business trip to Finland.
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      09-25-2014, 03:45 PM   #864
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And i thought this was a slow thread.... Lups posts and now im feeling left behind
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      09-25-2014, 05:16 PM   #866
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I'm not usually into black girls, but there's this one girl at work that I wanna eat the chocolate-y clit of until her legs shake.

The same girl told me she is splitting with her man! Jungle fever here I "cum"!
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      09-25-2014, 06:22 PM   #867
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Wow, I feel like such an ignoramous. To think this whole time that a Finnish rapper would be someone of great stature.


I have been well warned. I will avoid such people on my next business trip to Finland.
It's awful. A complete pain in the ass. And the worst part is, that I like rap, good lyrics always get me, and there are many, many of those out in the globe, just not in Finland and for fuck sake doing it in Finnish.

If you go there, please check from the women you try to hit on before the fail if they know me (Lups is enough). I'd hate to start reading someone's story and it involving the images you often so generously share with us.

Spare me. Please billup.

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Dont worry, nothing here to see, it's just us old fuckers complaining about life
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Nobody?

That's ok, my go-bag is ready. I'm leaving now so have a good night everyone
No no, don't fuck yourself over by this dude haha.
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Nobody?

That's ok, my go-bag is ready. I'm leaving now so have a good night everyone
I was drunk and passed out, but I think my opinion is very important here.


You should really go beat his face in. Maybe show up with a ski mask on, a blonde wig, really tight shorts that show off your manhood, and a tank top. When he answers the door, say you're a birthday gram from a Mother Fucker and knock his teeth in.


This is, in fact, the only appropriate way to handle this situation. God speed.
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The same girl told me she is splitting with her man! Jungle fever here I "cum"!
never mix business with pleasure.

be sure to fire her first.
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I chose not to do it myself...
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Good decision buddy

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I chose not to do it myself...
I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't a little disappointed.


However, I like you more when you're not in jail.
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Stealth update!

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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
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I have a cold. Close enough to be drunk.
Dude, you've never been drunk enough if you can't tell the difference.

Get better soon.
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